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  • Submitted by bttrdenu on Dec 27, 11 at 3:37pm

    Well she'll probably get you tissue, lube, and a brazzers subscription though,

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    Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 27, 11 at 4:28pm

    At least give me a cigarette, because I like to have a nice smoke after I get fucked

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    Submitted by triple on Dec 27, 11 at 3:34pm

    Haha I don't think she is going to be happy lol

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    Submitted by cheernswimgirl on Dec 27, 11 at 6:54pm

    This HAS to be one of my cousins hahaha they would say something like this.

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    Submitted by MasterSplinter59 on Dec 28, 11 at 2:56am

    Spoken like a true virgin.

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    Submitted by Phys on Dec 27, 11 at 8:43pm

    As long as you realize that counts as a gift from her to you and you get her another gift that's really nice it'll work

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    Submitted by vacuum_nose on Dec 27, 11 at 4:48pm

    That should be given instead of engagement rings

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    Submitted by polarluv81 on Dec 27, 11 at 11:03pm

    This is my dream guy. Tell me who you are.

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      Submitted by Kevin201 on Dec 28, 11 at 10:54am

      you're g a y

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 27, 11 at 6:53pm

    If she does it, just keep her shaven, cuffed and collared. You have a keeper. If she throws it back at you, write it up to time saved and move on.

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    Submitted by Tychoman on Dec 27, 11 at 6:32pm

    This text and the first comment are hilarious!

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    Submitted by Demonedgedknight on Dec 28, 11 at 5:39pm

    Make me a sammich!!!