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  • Well she'll probably get you tissue, lube, and a brazzers subscription though,

    Submitted by bttrdenu on Dec 27, 11 at 3:37pm
  • At least give me a cigarette, because I like to have a nice smoke after I get fucked

    Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 27, 11 at 4:28pm
  • Haha I don't think she is going to be happy lol

    Submitted by triple on Dec 27, 11 at 3:34pm
  • Spoken like a true virgin.

    Submitted by MasterSplinter59 on Dec 28, 11 at 2:56am
  • This HAS to be one of my cousins hahaha they would say something like this.

    Submitted by cheernswimgirl on Dec 27, 11 at 6:54pm
  • As long as you realize that counts as a gift from her to you and you get her another gift that's really nice it'll work

    Submitted by Phys on Dec 27, 11 at 8:43pm
  • This is my dream guy. Tell me who you are.

    Submitted by polarluv81 on Dec 27, 11 at 11:03pm
  • That should be given instead of engagement rings

    Submitted by vacuum_nose on Dec 27, 11 at 4:48pm
  • If she does it, just keep her shaven, cuffed and collared. You have a keeper. If she throws it back at you, write it up to time saved and move on.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 27, 11 at 6:53pm
  • This text and the first comment are hilarious!

    Submitted by Tychoman on Dec 27, 11 at 6:32pm
  • Make me a sammich!!!

    Submitted by Demonedgedknight on Dec 28, 11 at 5:39pm
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