Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
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Well she'll probably get you tissue, lube, and a brazzers subscription though,
At least give me a cigarette, because I like to have a nice smoke after I get fucked
Haha I don't think she is going to be happy lol
This HAS to be one of my cousins hahaha they would say something like this.
Spoken like a true virgin.
As long as you realize that counts as a gift from her to you and you get her another gift that's really nice it'll work
That should be given instead of engagement rings
This is my dream guy. Tell me who you are.
you're g a y
If she does it, just keep her shaven, cuffed and collared. You have a keeper. If she throws it back at you, write it up to time saved and move on.
This text and the first comment are hilarious!
Make me a sammich!!!