Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
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Well she'll probably get you tissue, lube, and a brazzers subscription though,
At least give me a cigarette, because I like to have a nice smoke after I get fucked
Haha I don't think she is going to be happy lol
Spoken like a true virgin.
This HAS to be one of my cousins hahaha they would say something like this.
As long as you realize that counts as a gift from her to you and you get her another gift that's really nice it'll work
This is my dream guy. Tell me who you are.
you're g a y
That should be given instead of engagement rings
If she does it, just keep her shaven, cuffed and collared. You have a keeper. If she throws it back at you, write it up to time saved and move on.
This text and the first comment are hilarious!
Make me a sammich!!!