this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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Gotta love these texts where females think it's difficult for them to get sex from random-ass men...
yeah seriously. If you're a girl, and you're not getting any dick, you are: A) Not trying, or B) Obese.
Or C have standards waaaay above your hotness level.
please TFLN post some more stupid ass shit like this, i dont think I've had my fill of them yet.
Nappy headed hoes
ask and you shall recieve
WOW. Y'all are some STD having whores.
Clearly you've never been to NJ or heard of Condoms.
Does it matter if they swallow? I'm game either way! Matter of fact, kudos to her if she can actually prevent my load from rushing down her gullet! I won't be offended. I'd be impressed!
@ blkmarketliver. First offs people with class don't go to New Jersey which explains why your loser ass knows about jersey and second. I know your living off welfare, STD having loser self is not talking about condoms.
sweet baby jesus in your golden fleece diaper...
I have an 8" dick and a hot bisexual girlfriend. Hit me up if you're hot...just saying
but wah wah wah wah jesus guys jesus!
I like that prayer lol but I get dick when I want it :)
You're prob fat, which is why you don't get any
And please baby Jesus let them show up and my pub!!!