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  • Submitted by Taipan on Sep 30, 10 at 9:22am

    Gotta love these texts where females think it's difficult for them to get sex from random-ass men...

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      Submitted by G37R4P3D on Sep 30, 10 at 6:08pm

      yeah seriously. If you're a girl, and you're not getting any dick, you are: A) Not trying, or B) Obese.

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        Submitted by alurkingwewillgo on Oct 2, 10 at 6:06am

        Or C have standards waaaay above your hotness level.

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    Submitted by K66Aggression on Sep 30, 10 at 9:05am

    please TFLN post some more stupid ass shit like this, i dont think I've had my fill of them yet.

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 30, 10 at 10:03am

    ask and you shall recieve

  • 76 54
    Submitted by BrooklynGuy71 on Sep 30, 10 at 11:03am

    Rutgers girls..

    • 34 72
      Submitted by ThaTruf on Oct 4, 10 at 2:26pm

      Nappy headed hoes

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    Submitted by cwelkman on Sep 30, 10 at 1:36pm

    WOW. Y'all are some STD having whores.

    • 51 61
      Submitted by Blkmarketliver on Sep 30, 10 at 2:39pm

      Clearly you've never been to NJ or heard of Condoms.

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    Submitted by sucksonsomecock on Sep 30, 10 at 11:35am

    Amen.

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Oct 1, 10 at 12:53am

    sweet baby jesus in your golden fleece diaper...

  • 54 64
    Submitted by wtfdidisay on Sep 30, 10 at 9:07am

    Exactly

  • 52 62
    Submitted by sup3rmanw1ll on Sep 30, 10 at 1:07pm

    Amen.

  • 43 46
    Submitted by niceman on Oct 5, 10 at 4:59pm

    I have an 8" dick and a hot bisexual girlfriend. Hit me up if you're hot...just saying

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    Submitted by 2144571774 on Sep 30, 10 at 8:17pm

    Does it matter if they swallow? I'm game either way! Matter of fact, kudos to her if she can actually prevent my load from rushing down her gullet! I won't be offended. I'd be impressed!

  • 39 54
    Submitted by ThaTruf on Oct 4, 10 at 2:25pm

    You're prob fat, which is why you don't get any

  • 43 64
    Submitted by bamsauce on Sep 30, 10 at 11:30am

    Taipan ftw

  • 39 59
    Submitted by sexibia on Sep 30, 10 at 11:23pm

    I like that prayer lol but I get dick when I want it :)

  • 37 63
    Submitted by BitchSlapper on Sep 30, 10 at 7:56pm

    And please baby Jesus let them show up and my pub!!!

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    Submitted by cwelkman on Sep 30, 10 at 10:50pm

    @ blkmarketliver. First offs people with class don't go to New Jersey which explains why your loser ass knows about jersey and second. I know your living off welfare, STD having loser self is not talking about condoms.

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    Submitted by dm630 on Sep 30, 10 at 11:03am

    but wah wah wah wah jesus guys jesus!