Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
You left your phone here
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.