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  • if i were your ex i would buy an extra large extra frozen blue popsicle and the beat the fuck out of you with it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:59pm
  • uh, are you sure that's weed you're smoking?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:12pm
  • broke up over the color of a freezy pop? Stoopid cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:49pm
  • What the boyfriend should have down was give her an Alaskan Pipeline...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:15pm
  • you shouldn't smoke. you're wasting normal people's weed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:35pm
  • Ya I don't really do stupid shit when I smoke I just think real hard and well I guess I really like sex when I'm high.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:43pm
  • I would have given you an orange one and then convinced you that you were colorblind when you argued.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:50pm
  • I can't stand people who can't handle their drugs...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:39pm
  • i hate when people blame their douchebaggery on weed. stfu and just stop being a douche in life and your problems will be solved.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:42pm
  • Lol yea pretty pathetic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 7:43pm
  • It sounds like he only ate one. He should have dumped you for being a greedy drama queen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:23pm
  • Sounds like my sister. Killed a man over a cherry pop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:37pm
  • Hahahaha I laughed so hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:31pm
  • oh man that sucks, i thought i was the only one who cried when little things like that went wrong when i was stoned lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:11pm
  • Girls like you give us a bad name. Don't be so fucking lame and crazy and maybe the rest of us can get a little respect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:50pm
  • 1250 lmao - It would work too...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:03pm
  • My wife pulls shit like that when she's drunk. Oh the fun...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:39pm
  • 8:57 you sound like the same sort of dumb fuck as the OP, go back to mommy or learn to smoke. When I get high I get horny, philosophical and artistic I don't fucking cry over freezy pops I listen to music and space out. You ppl give normal ppl who smoke weed a bad name, and GIRLS even more so.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:38pm
  • im embarrassed that im from maine now, thanks. weed doesnt make you do that shit. i bet you didnt even smoke, i bet this didnt even happen you were probably sitting at home with your friends thinking of "funny ass" things to put on this site. you're a wicked fucking tool bag. your probably some 14 year old little hoe bag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 3:55pm
  • How dare he eat the last blue one! I'd dump him too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:11pm
  • dudee i hate dumb people who fake everything when they smoke weed. why do they have to kill everyones high. that girl needs to be taken out and shot over and over in her vagina.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:13pm
  • wow.. you fail at life. dumping him is the best thing you could've ever done for him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:21pm
  • if it was a the last purple one I wouldn't care. but it's a blue one, it's all about principle people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:16pm
  • I agree with 12:22. Sounds like my cousin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:24pm
  • she sounds like the original party pooper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:22pm
  • 12.50- Only men can be colourblind so that might fail even on someone stoned.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:46pm
  • How fuckin stupid i would of gave ur Ass a blue n black just cuz of that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:20pm
  • sounds like someone was thizzn and crashed hard!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:25pm
  • ok...uhm ive smoked weed for a large chunk of my life and have never "lost it" like so many of the people texting about smoking weed......dont smoke marijuana laced with harder shit..or stop making up stories.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:12am
  • Elise? is this you? I seem to remember you eating an entire bag of rainbow jet puffed marshmallows because they were pretty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:37am
  • AhAHAhaAHA - That's hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:08pm
  • holy crap your a fucking dumb shit. Must have been a great relationship to end it over a .25 cent freezer pop.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:19pm
  • GO MAINE!!

    Submitted by Millie11 on Oct 2, 11 at 3:48pm
  • I love blue freeze pops.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:20pm
  • I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:51pm
  • Jesus, 207, get some self-respect. I'm embarrassed for the entire state of Maine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:34pm