i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
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if i were your ex i would buy an extra large extra frozen blue popsicle and the beat the fuck out of you with it
uh, are you sure that's weed you're smoking?
broke up over the color of a freezy pop? Stoopid cunt.
What the boyfriend should have down was give her an Alaskan Pipeline...
you shouldn't smoke. you're wasting normal people's weed.
I would have given you an orange one and then convinced you that you were colorblind when you argued.
i hate when people blame their douchebaggery on weed. stfu and just stop being a douche in life and your problems will be solved.
Ya I don't really do stupid shit when I smoke I just think real hard and well I guess I really like sex when I'm high.
I can't stand people who can't handle their drugs...
Sounds like my sister. Killed a man over a cherry pop
It sounds like he only ate one. He should have dumped you for being a greedy drama queen.
oh man that sucks, i thought i was the only one who cried when little things like that went wrong when i was stoned lol
Lol yea pretty pathetic
8:57 you sound like the same sort of dumb fuck as the OP, go back to mommy or learn to smoke. When I get high I get horny, philosophical and artistic I don't fucking cry over freezy pops I listen to music and space out. You ppl give normal ppl who smoke weed a bad name, and GIRLS even more so.
Girls like you give us a bad name. Don't be so fucking lame and crazy and maybe the rest of us can get a little respect.
How dare he eat the last blue one! I'd dump him too
Hahahaha I laughed so hard
1250 lmao - It would work too...
My wife pulls shit like that when she's drunk. Oh the fun...
she sounds like the original party pooper
im embarrassed that im from maine now, thanks.
weed doesnt make you do that shit. i bet you didnt even smoke, i bet this didnt even happen you were probably sitting at home with your friends thinking of "funny ass" things to put on this site. you're a wicked fucking tool bag. your probably some 14 year old little hoe bag.
dudee i hate dumb people who fake everything when they smoke weed. why do they have to kill everyones high. that girl needs to be taken out and shot over and over in her vagina.
12.50- Only men can be colourblind so that might fail even on someone stoned.
I agree with 12:22. Sounds like my cousin.
ok...uhm ive smoked weed for a large chunk of my life and have never "lost it" like so many of the people texting about smoking weed......dont smoke marijuana laced with harder shit..or stop making up stories.
if it was a the last purple one I wouldn't care. but it's a blue one, it's all about principle people.
wow.. you fail at life. dumping him is the best thing you could've ever done for him
How fuckin stupid i would of gave ur Ass a blue n black just cuz of that
Elise? is this you? I seem to remember you eating an entire bag of rainbow jet puffed marshmallows because they were pretty.
holy crap your a fucking dumb shit. Must have been a great relationship to end it over a .25 cent freezer pop.
AhAHAhaAHA - That's hilarious.
sounds like someone was thizzn and crashed hard!
I love blue freeze pops.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Jesus, 207, get some self-respect. I'm embarrassed for the entire state of Maine.