Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
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So you're approaching college like every other girl on earth does?
We've got cows.
I saw 4 guys, a horse, 2 goats, and a Chevy pickup get sucked off by a twister once.
Oh, i love you porksword! Lmao!!
that's my porksword miss.
well... I do love pork lol
Lmfao I am fucking dying right now
I wanna see "the eye" of the storm.
I'm guessing you aren't at the University of Kansas anymore?
Highest on the Fujita scale is an F6, so I guess I have to congratulate you on your restraint?
I can hear the boys at the frat now...(in my best Bill Paxon voice) "We're goin' in...!"
She's from North Carolina, so the proper term is actually 'whoreicane'.
It's whorenado season and it looks like its gunna be a wild one!! Please be advised about collateral damage and flying debris...
Here comes the hot front!
U just gave me a new word. Thanks
We're not in Kansas anymore!
Here she cums! Hold on to something quick!!!
I'm guessing she's heading to Chapel Hill...
I saw 4 guys, a horse, 2 goats, and a Chevy pickup get sucked into her whorenado!
With a little dedication you can achieve your goal lol
then she'll be the one sayin she got raped smh
Whorelando ! UCF !
Wow, I think I peed a little from that one