Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
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So you're approaching college like every other girl on earth does?
We've got cows.
I saw 4 guys, a horse, 2 goats, and a Chevy pickup get sucked off by a twister once.
Oh, i love you porksword! Lmao!!
that's my porksword miss.
well... I do love pork lol
Lmfao I am fucking dying right now
I wanna see "the eye" of the storm.
She's from North Carolina, so the proper term is actually 'whoreicane'.
I can hear the boys at the frat now...(in my best Bill Paxon voice) "We're goin' in...!"
Highest on the Fujita scale is an F6, so I guess I have to congratulate you on your restraint?
I'm guessing you aren't at the University of Kansas anymore?
It's whorenado season and it looks like its gunna be a wild one!! Please be advised about collateral damage and flying debris...
U just gave me a new word. Thanks
Here comes the hot front!
We're not in Kansas anymore!
Here she cums! Hold on to something quick!!!
I'm guessing she's heading to Chapel Hill...
I saw 4 guys, a horse, 2 goats, and a Chevy pickup get sucked into her whorenado!
With a little dedication you can achieve your goal lol
then she'll be the one sayin she got raped smh
Whorelando ! UCF !
Wow, I think I peed a little from that one