YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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In soviet Russia midget rents you!
LITTLE thumbs down haha
Rent to own?
817 - nine one seven - 4599 I love big strapping men to punish my tight little ass
I love Phoenix
Look out for the Adam's Apple.
At least we know how many "little people" read tfln lol. The number of thumbs down.
1:14 it's Zimbabwe, you fucking idiot.
I vote soviet Russia off the fucking island!!!!!
It's *little people, you asshole.
I second that vote... That person needs a life... Loser!!!!!
See, this sounds like a good idea in theory. But really, what would you do with it when he got there?
Rent 7 midgets for Halloween. You can be snow white...
to punt it across a football feild!! DREAM COME TRUE!!! and dress it up like a little baby and push it around in a stroller, it would be just like having a baby, except it can talk, and grow a beard!! and you could play with its little nugget fingers. i think the better question is, what wouldnt you do?!
100 bucks says this was Tucker Max
I used to date a midget stripper... Btw I'm 6'4
5:11 go fuck a duck. For real. Like yeah. Now.
What the hell would you do with a rented midget?
Don't forget rentamidget.com...
\n\nI honestlly don't know what they're doing out of the kitchen
Seeing this made me immediately go to craigslist and I was saddened by only "wanted" adds for midgets...though the one asking for a one legged midget for a PR event makes me want to attend that PR event!
Nah the midgets have to hire someone off of craigslist to give this a thumbs down cuz they couldn't reach it
They sell used condoms on craigslist too
I'd simply fuck it...
Well soviet Russia guy, the fucking tribe has spoken!
Haha that's awsome dude below me
And Now I want them to do a small scale war reenactment now in my front yard
My friend will be very happy when I tell him this!
817 - nine one seven - 4599
Great! Now I know where to get my footrests from... The midget whores were just getting to expensive
says the kid commenting on this site for ppl with a lot of time to kill.
Fucking awesome! I want a birthday midget!
I bet 50% of the population would agree with you on that one. Everyone who isn't deathly afraid of them loves a good midget!
You can hire them dressed as smurfs or as oompah loompahs, Painted blue/orange and all...
Midgets r AWESOME they fun sized people!
In zambobwai we screw sheep