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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 11:51pm

    In soviet Russia midget rents you!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 1:43am

    LITTLE thumbs down haha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 2:45am

    817 - nine one seven - 4599 I love big strapping men to punish my tight little ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 12:22am

    I vote soviet Russia off the fucking island!!!!!

  • 86 80
    Submitted by akcreeper on Feb 27, 10 at 7:46am

    Rent to own?

  • Submitted by TheRealThatGuy on Feb 26, 10 at 11:37pm

    Look out for the Adam's Apple.

  • 89 91
    Submitted by alan on Feb 27, 10 at 2:21am

    I love Phoenix

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    Submitted by 69_Charger on Feb 27, 10 at 12:59pm

    I used to date a midget stripper... Btw I'm 6'4

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 1:33am

    1:14 it's Zimbabwe, you fucking idiot.

  • 89 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 12:35am

    I second that vote... That person needs a life... Loser!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 1:43am

    At least we know how many "little people" read tfln lol. The number of thumbs down. 

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    Submitted by kfm on Feb 28, 10 at 9:01pm

    100 bucks says this was Tucker Max

  • 85 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 1:24am

    It's *little people, you asshole.

  • Submitted by dhsdfd on Feb 27, 10 at 12:56pm

    Seeing this made me immediately go to craigslist and I was saddened by only "wanted" adds for midgets...though the one asking for a one legged midget for a PR event makes me want to attend that PR event!

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    Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Feb 27, 10 at 3:44am

    See, this sounds like a good idea in theory. But really, what would you do with it when he got there?

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      Submitted by trancelot on Feb 27, 10 at 2:21pm

      Rent 7 midgets for Halloween. You can be snow white...

    • Submitted by ohloveme1 on Feb 28, 10 at 5:11pm

      to punt it across a football feild!! DREAM COME TRUE!!! and dress it up like a little baby and push it around in a stroller, it would be just like having a baby, except it can talk, and grow a beard!! and you could play with its little nugget fingers. i think the better question is, what wouldnt you do?!

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    Submitted by Beaglehead on Feb 27, 10 at 2:03am

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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 9:50am

    5:11 go fuck a duck. For real. Like yeah. Now.

  • 78 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 1:13am

    They sell used condoms on craigslist too

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 11:14pm

    817 - nine one seven - 4599

  • 73 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 3:08am

    What the hell would you do with a rented midget?

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    Submitted by natsr_uk on Jun 30, 10 at 6:23pm

    You can hire them dressed as smurfs or as oompah loompahs, Painted blue/orange and all...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 12:47am

    says the kid commenting on this site for ppl with a lot of time to kill.

  • 61 73
    Submitted by villy94 on Jul 30, 10 at 3:39pm

    Midgets r AWESOME they fun sized people!

  • 72 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 4:59pm

    Haha that's awsome dude below me And Now I want them to do a small scale war reenactment now in my front yard

  • Submitted by Funnyman on Feb 27, 10 at 2:35am

    Well soviet Russia guy, the fucking tribe has spoken!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 11:06pm

    Fucking awesome! I want a birthday midget!

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      Submitted by keo on Feb 26, 10 at 11:29pm

      I bet 50% of the population would agree with you on that one. Everyone who isn't deathly afraid of them loves a good midget!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 8:56am

    My friend will be very happy when I tell him this!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 3:50am

    I'd simply fuck it...

  • Submitted by trancelot on Feb 27, 10 at 2:43am

    Don't forget rentamidget.com...

  • Submitted by Beaglehead on Feb 27, 10 at 1:59am

    Nah the midgets have to hire someone off of craigslist to give this a thumbs down cuz they couldn't reach it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 11:05pm

    Firsttt

  • Submitted by Beaglehead on Feb 27, 10 at 2:05am

    Great! Now I know where to get my footrests from... The midget whores were just getting to expensive

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 1:14am

    In zambobwai we screw sheep