YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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In soviet Russia midget rents you!
LITTLE thumbs down haha
Rent to own?
817 - nine one seven - 4599 I love big strapping men to punish my tight little ass
I love Phoenix
Look out for the Adam's Apple.
At least we know how many "little people" read tfln lol. The number of thumbs down.
I vote soviet Russia off the fucking island!!!!!
I second that vote... That person needs a life... Loser!!!!!
See, this sounds like a good idea in theory. But really, what would you do with it when he got there?
Rent 7 midgets for Halloween. You can be snow white...
to punt it across a football feild!! DREAM COME TRUE!!! and dress it up like a little baby and push it around in a stroller, it would be just like having a baby, except it can talk, and grow a beard!! and you could play with its little nugget fingers. i think the better question is, what wouldnt you do?!
1:14 it's Zimbabwe, you fucking idiot.
It's *little people, you asshole.
I used to date a midget stripper... Btw I'm 6'4
What the hell would you do with a rented midget?
100 bucks says this was Tucker Max
5:11 go fuck a duck. For real. Like yeah. Now.
\n\nI honestlly don't know what they're doing out of the kitchen
Don't forget rentamidget.com...
Seeing this made me immediately go to craigslist and I was saddened by only "wanted" adds for midgets...though the one asking for a one legged midget for a PR event makes me want to attend that PR event!
Nah the midgets have to hire someone off of craigslist to give this a thumbs down cuz they couldn't reach it
They sell used condoms on craigslist too
Haha that's awsome dude below me
And Now I want them to do a small scale war reenactment now in my front yard
I'd simply fuck it...
Well soviet Russia guy, the fucking tribe has spoken!
My friend will be very happy when I tell him this!
817 - nine one seven - 4599
says the kid commenting on this site for ppl with a lot of time to kill.
Great! Now I know where to get my footrests from... The midget whores were just getting to expensive
You can hire them dressed as smurfs or as oompah loompahs, Painted blue/orange and all...
Fucking awesome! I want a birthday midget!
I bet 50% of the population would agree with you on that one. Everyone who isn't deathly afraid of them loves a good midget!
Midgets r AWESOME they fun sized people!
In zambobwai we screw sheep