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  • 66 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:01am

    lol. I don't fuck other men I''m happy with what I got. Always down for a beer though but I got some in my fridge so I'll pass. Lol.

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:20am

    Yeah, the "first" thing really grinds my gears. I guess I just don't 'get it'.

  • 68 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:13am

    What's the priest and rabbi joke I don't get it all I hear is " a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar...

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:34am

    lol. 10:30... Its dumbasses trying to use big words. Never saw the post you're talking about though. And yes correct yourself before one of these no life having idiots try to crack down on you. lol... Its a shame that you cant even have a couple of typos on here without having someone be so negative....

  • 69 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:30am

    8:20 you know what else grinds my gears there's no new priests and rabbi jokes. And this has been Peter griffin with what grinds my gears.

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:35am

    This may be one of the greatest things ive ever read. Lol. Itd be nice in heaven if they showed you a video of all of your blackouts. "oh so thats how i got home that night" ha

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:33am

    Omg! That's amazing, I wanna know the answer

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:19am

    oh and 10:08. The house is clean and cooking happens when he gets off work NOT 6 hours before he gets off. Retard...

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:39am

    tries* can't* Grammar nazis may have too much spare time, but a dumbass, an idiot.. really? I think that prize goes to the douches who can't spell or form sentences on a third grade level.

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:47am

    Im not here to have my grammar corrected. Im here to read the texts and to entertain myself when I'm bored. Yes, idiots and dumbasses who can find nothing better to do with their time than to correct people and start shit online because they're too scared to go start shit with someone in person...

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:14am

    9:44 - Black outs are very, very real.

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:58am

    god, you're all so annoying.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:08am

    Haha. The fighting here was WAY better than the text itself. -HMR ;D

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:18am

    Way to correct yourself 8:05 and still be wrong. Fail.

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:02am

    Sorry 10:58 but Im bored and new to tfln so Im trying to entertain myself... lol...

  • 59 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:26am

    I actually have wondered this myself hah what are the odds.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:12am

    Prettiest out of all your friends? What a concieted cunt bag. Or (and this is my guess) you're all fucking trolls and you just hapen to have one less brown fingernail than the rest.

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:56am

    I'll shit on you in person.

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:06pm

    i just shit on my dog.

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 6:17pm

    Funny shit? Hilarious? Are you guys retarded? I feel like I'm in the twilight zone episode where everyone had pig faces

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:56pm

    I didn't want to be that person but there was one EXACTLY like this months ago. jus sayin.

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:14am

    jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh!!! HEY!!!

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:52am

    @ 9:43, A "blackout" is real. Clearly you just havent drank enough whiskey

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:14am

    Lol. No. Im not conceited Im aware. And no I dont hang out with ugly bitches... We leave those in the dirt for nobodys like you. lol.

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:15am

    Does being "first" make you people feel better about the fact that you have nothing intelligent to respond with?

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:11am

    lol. first of all retard, i have no kids. And as I said before, Im not upset about anything. Very happy with my life. :-) I just like to occasionally entertain myself with others ignorance. Who's a burden on people? The successful, beautiful woman(me) or the probably 25+ yr old that still lives at home with mommy? Get a life or at least get over it and go finish suckin your dads dick...

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:03am

    lol he has no secretary and actually I know every move he makes. All men arent slimeballs like you (if you are a man or should I say boy) or if you are girl some women actually know how to keep a man and keep him happy.

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:05pm

    i like to think that all the long arguments on here that supposedly happen between two people actually happen between several unrelated people.

  • 58 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:51am

    Yeah the aforementioned provides you with such a great life that you sit on tfln arguing with people who do what the soul purpose of this website is for. When truthfully you're just mad because you're a washed up cunt and your husband bangs all your livelier, prettier friends.

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:59am

    This is copied from someone else's TFLN several months back!! Who would post this!?

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:36pm

    Yeah 1:56 I was going to say the same thing. It wasn't that long ago, how the hell do they miss that?! I believe it was almost word for word. Something like "since your life flashes before your eyes, do you think all your blackouts will be revealed to you when you die?"

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:29am

    Holy Jesus! I hope not!

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:05am

    Oops I meant ALOT of those nights. Lol

  • 54 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:06am

    Man, I want to quit smoking... lol... Had to throw something irrelevant out there.

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:31am

    And no my job, husband, family, and friends qualify me 4 having a life.

  • 36 49
    Submitted by erniee on Jul 8, 11 at 9:33am

    Haha.. gotta love the cops in 605... gotta love the 605 in general!

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:18pm

    and i'm fairly sure this is from a movie...

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:08am

    If you knew how to keep a man satisfied, you'd be cleaning the house and making sure dinner is on the table when he gets home, not rambling on tfln proving to the world how unlucky this man is to have even stuck his cock in your ass.

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:05pm

    Not sure I'd want to know. Waaaay too many mornings with pink balls and a sore asshole.

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:58am

    And FYI this is actually my first time even getting on tfln.

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:30am

    Ever since fml had the post: aforementioned gets me an automatic a on papers, everyone on these sights say use aforementioned like their god damned Einstein.

  • 45 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:40pm

    9:31 #1 Awarded the offical worst chat trophy

  • 44 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:57am

    lol. not mad at anything. Im entertaining myself with your ignorance on my day off while my husband is at work. Probably something you know nothing about. Lol. And I am the prettiest and youngest out of all of my friends.

  • 48 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:11am

    8:44 I get it, is that because you drink alot? You must be so cool and hilarious you bloody lad. Bellend

  • 54 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:04am

    I hope so. I'll finally be able to get some closure on slot of nights. Lol.

  • 46 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:32am

    It scares me how deep that actually is

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:16am

    beautiful, blonde, and busty. Thats ME!!!! I have guys drooling and wishing they were with me... Lol...

  • 47 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:45pm

    Lmao op actually funny for a change

  • 42 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 6:04am

    I would love to see that..or them!

  • 43 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:11am

    Trust me, there is no better than what I got... I have filet mignon...

  • 42 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:04am

    8:49 I know you're just upset because someone put your monsterous offspring you had out of wed lock during that period in your life when you were addicted to meth in it's place for being a failure. You should probably take turns sliting each other's wrists and die before either of you burden anyone else with your outrageous stupidity.

  • 52 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:18am

    So it would be kind of like the camera in the hangover wouldn't it. Just that the "camera" is your lifes story/video or whatever plays when you die(:

  • 44 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:45am

    FACT: a blackout happens due to too much liqour. Every drinker I know including myself has had a black out.

  • 44 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:11am

    8:49 let's not pretend that the life you live, withering away from AIDS, justifies you having a life.

  • 36 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:31am

    Ya I like the fresh prince of bell air

  • 35 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:34am

    Why would getting an A on your paper be an FML. Buddy, worry about concentrating on when to take your next breath and leave the big words to people with an education.

  • 40 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:42am

    Are they all by fkking anonymous

  • 39 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:31am

    Lol. 9:11 How childish. Is that all you can think of?

  • 43 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:52am

    Hey I got this text last night. I feel cool.