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  • LOVE IT. and score.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:40pm
  • Bring on the coronas! !!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:03pm
  • if a girl said it ..... i want your life...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:39pm
  • Um, how about neither 7:33?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:46pm
  • none cares about that brand, just the chick advertising it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:27pm
  • wow i know the cunt who said this and she is a whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:55am
  • 7:13 - She looks like a Thai prostitute-- a seven-year-old MALE Thai prostitute. Different strokes, I guess...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:56pm
  • Um, hipsters look stupid all on their own.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:32pm
  • do i sense spam is about to begin on this website? fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:23pm
  • This can be irrefutable evidence during your defense in court.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:08pm
  • only douchebags wear ed hardy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:59pm
  • Prostate stimulation has nothing to do with your sexual preference. A female sucking your dick and massaging your prostate is quite an experience. Don't knock it until you try it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:52pm
  • i bet this it a straight guy asking for a little prostate love...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:43pm
  • then you are the op.. original poster.. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:25pm
  • i'll take a guy in AA anyday over a guy in ed hardy or affliction.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:33pm
  • UFIA? I think I'll pass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:53pm
  • hahaha i cant staaand indie people either!!! take off your stupid fucking shoelace headband thing it does NOT look good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:34pm
  • hmm i reckon its a guy giving a girl permission to do something to him... but i wonder what... maybe shave him? or dress him up in girls underwear?? who knows?!!??!!?!!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:25pm
  • i use firefox w/ adblock and can't see any ads at all... :( or maybe :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:19pm
  • @7.00 - 'Cause if you give permission sober, it means that later you're not just asking because you're drunk. It would be because you want ... it. Whatever 'it' is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:07pm
  • BIG LOLA CALL ME MY NUMBER IS 561 251 0048 ASK FOR DAVID

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:29pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:10pm
  • 7:51 sure baby hit me one more time ;) my numbers 669 672 3232

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:17pm
  • Gotta love Nassau. It's about sex without a doubt. A levittown girl said this to me about sex in a bathroom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:18am
  • 8:41 almost the same thing is going on at my work, one of the employees daughters is working here for the summer during college break, shes 18 and her tits aren't that big but she has an amazing ass, seriously shes a tiny 5'2 thing but her ass is phenomenal!! it puts beyonce and all those celebs to shame. mmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:44pm
  • hey its britney spears! how y'all doing?? does anyone want my autograph?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:51pm
  • i think that if you're giving permission sober, there's no need to wait to be drunk.. why would she/he need to be drunk for these hypothetical sex scenarios? maybe the OP is giving permission to take away her/his keys next time they're drunk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:00pm
  • Makes me proud to be from Nassau. Levittrash born n raised.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:52pm
  • Oh how I wish I heard that more often.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:40am
  • american app rocks my socks. does anyone want to attend the jazz concert on the mall later?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:15am
  • Nobody ever thoguht about being a person who doesn't drink and made that joke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:56am
  • If anyone clicks bad night, you're a horrible person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:58pm
  • 7:51 of all the things one might want from brittany spears, the last thing they would want is an autograph. how about a mouth hug?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:07pm
  • big lola haz teh herp

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:26pm
  • American Apparel makes a big deal about how they're not-branded but they're a fucking brand! Ed Hardy looks dumb too. That being said, wear what you want, but don't be a slave to a brand, damn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:20am
  • everyone who says "who knows what this could mean?" is retarded. We all know it means "i give you permission to fuck my brains out". end of story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:27pm
  • obviously it's not unsolicited 6:53.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:54pm
  • this is something id say to my boyfriend, honestly. i have to be really drunk to do some fucked up shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:01pm
  • maybe a girl said it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:48pm
  • what does op mean? cause im the one that received the text and put it on here and the other person that said she was the "op" is the one that sent it to me ... o and im a guy and its nothing about my ass some people are messed up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:23pm
  • 6:52 i love love love you!!! Classexy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:07pm
  • 12:55 Isn't getting any.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:22am
  • 9:07 sure baby hit me one more time ;) my numbers 669 672 3232

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:19pm
  • hey 7:26 I remember you posting the same thing on a different website in the womens health forum! how have you been? I hope that vaginal infection has cleared up by now! love Big Lola

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:22pm
  • ed hardy looks better on women than men

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:07pm
  • no they are givin permission for anal and its a girl. hey 7:00 do you like fish sticks?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:05pm
  • 841 and 844- i feel you both. we have this awesome 18 yr old college intern with most awesome tits, sooooo firm looking, and shes like five feet tall. great ass too. i work with mainly all guys so this eye candy is nice, and we love that rack!! keep bending over the desk and love seeing the panties too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:42pm
  • im a girl. ive said this about anal. bc i have to be really drunk to do it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:37pm
  • OP speaking. i am a girl. and it is has nothing to do with anal. try again =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:50pm
  • American Apparel can go suck a fat baby cock. They are resposible for making hipster look even more stupid than they already did. High waisted pants are dumb looking, girls. That shit died in the 70's. And if I see one more douchebaggy guy wearing a super deep v-neck, I'll fist fuck their face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:26pm
  • who the fuck is Big Lola???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:46pm
  • all i know is we have this cute 18 yr old college intern who interns where i work and she is off this week and god we miss her tits! best rack ever for a girl barely like five feet two. bends over= cleavage, breast and panty shot at other end. hurry back, we love your tits and yes im married too. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:41pm
  • 713 HAHA yes i am with you. along with that girl hugging the pole. mmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:15pm
  • is it me or does the "Scrunchies" advertisement girl at the top of the page give a hard on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:13pm
  • has anyone seen my dog? hes a poodle and answers to "lucky" anyone see him?? :(((((

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:13pm
  • and yes 12:55 i am a HUGE whore. except not at all. once more, try again =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:51pm
  • wow, this is a "good night" text if i ever saw one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:37pm
  • 7:56 takes one to know one ;) sorry that was a stupid one. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:00pm
  • hahaha my friend was talking about this at a party last night. and she was like yeah, I saw my text on tfln and I screamed out "THAT WAS YOU!?" it was this text. I love her <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 8:43pm
  • Maybe it's a girl giving the green light for anal. Are you a girl or a guy, OP?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:57pm
  • 7:00 lmao no no clearly it's of a sexual nature

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:04pm
  • THIS IS WHY I HATE FAT PEOPLE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:27pm
  • thats why girls drink...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:57pm
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