i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
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LOVE IT. and score.
Bring on the coronas! !!!!!!
if a girl said it ..... i want your life...
none cares about that brand, just the chick advertising it
wow i know the cunt who said this and she is a whore
7:13 - She looks like a Thai prostitute-- a seven-year-old MALE Thai prostitute. Different strokes, I guess...
Um, how about neither 7:33?
Um, hipsters look stupid all on their own.
This can be irrefutable evidence during your defense in court.
do i sense spam is about to begin on this website? fuck
Prostate stimulation has nothing to do with your sexual preference. A female sucking your dick and massaging your prostate is quite an experience. Don't knock it until you try it.
i bet this it a straight guy asking for a little prostate love...
then you are the op.. original poster.. haha
only douchebags wear ed hardy
i'll take a guy in AA anyday over a guy in ed hardy or affliction.
hahaha i cant staaand indie people either!!! take off your stupid fucking shoelace headband thing it does NOT look good.
i use firefox w/ adblock and can't see any ads at all... :( or maybe :)
@7.00 - 'Cause if you give permission sober, it means that later you're not just asking because you're drunk. It would be because you want ... it. Whatever 'it' is.
I think I'll pass.
hmm i reckon its a guy giving a girl permission to do something to him...
but i wonder what... maybe shave him? or dress him up in girls underwear??
Oh how I wish I heard that more often.
BIG LOLA CALL ME MY NUMBER IS 561 251 0048 ASK FOR DAVID
sure baby hit me one more time ;)
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Nobody ever thoguht about being a person who doesn't drink and made that joke
i think that if you're giving permission sober, there's no need to wait to be drunk.. why would she/he need to be drunk for these hypothetical sex scenarios?
maybe the OP is giving permission to take away her/his keys next time they're drunk.
Makes me proud to be from Nassau.
Levittrash born n raised.
Gotta love Nassau. It's about sex without a doubt. A levittown girl said this to me about sex in a bathroom
american app rocks my socks. does anyone want to attend the jazz concert on the mall later?
8:41 almost the same thing is going on at my work, one of the employees daughters is working here for the summer during college break, shes 18 and her tits aren't that big but she has an amazing ass, seriously shes a tiny 5'2 thing but her ass is phenomenal!! it puts beyonce and all those celebs to shame. mmm
hey its britney spears! how y'all doing??
does anyone want my autograph?
If anyone clicks bad night, you're a horrible person.
big lola haz teh herp
American Apparel makes a big deal about how they're not-branded but they're a fucking brand! Ed Hardy looks dumb too. That being said, wear what you want, but don't be a slave to a brand, damn
everyone who says "who knows what this could mean?" is retarded.
We all know it means "i give you permission to fuck my brains out".
end of story.
7:51 of all the things one might want from brittany spears, the last thing they would want is an autograph. how about a mouth hug?
this is something id say to my boyfriend, honestly. i have to be really drunk to do some fucked up shit.
obviously it's not unsolicited 6:53.
maybe a girl said it
12:55 Isn't getting any.
what does op mean? cause im the one that received the text and put it on here and the other person that said she was the "op" is the one that sent it to me ... o and im a guy and its nothing about my ass some people are messed up
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i feel you both. we have this awesome 18 yr old college intern with most awesome tits, sooooo firm looking, and shes like five feet tall. great ass too. i work with mainly all guys so this eye candy is nice, and we love that rack!! keep bending over the desk and love seeing the panties too
hey 7:26 I remember you posting the same thing on a different website in the womens health forum! how have you been? I hope that vaginal infection has cleared up by now! love Big Lola
no they are givin permission for anal and its a girl. hey 7:00 do you like fish sticks?
sure baby hit me one more time ;)
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6:52 i love love love you!!! Classexy!
im a girl. ive said this about anal. bc i have to be really drunk to do it.
OP speaking. i am a girl. and it is has nothing to do with anal. try again =]
ed hardy looks better on women than men
has anyone seen my dog? hes a poodle and answers to "lucky"
anyone see him?? :(((((
all i know is we have this cute 18 yr old college intern who interns where i work and she is off this week and god we miss her tits! best rack ever for a girl barely like five feet two. bends over= cleavage, breast and panty shot at other end. hurry back, we love your tits and yes im married too. haha
American Apparel can go suck a fat baby cock. They are resposible for making hipster look even more stupid than they already did. High waisted pants are dumb looking, girls. That shit died in the 70's. And if I see one more douchebaggy guy wearing a super deep v-neck, I'll fist fuck their face.
HAHA yes i am with you.
along with that girl hugging the pole. mmm
who the fuck is Big Lola???
is it me or does the "Scrunchies" advertisement girl at the top of the page give a hard on
and yes 12:55 i am a HUGE whore. except not at all. once more, try again =]
wow, this is a "good night" text if i ever saw one!
hahaha my friend was talking about this at a party last night. and she was like yeah, I saw my text on tfln and I screamed out "THAT WAS YOU!?" it was this text.
I love her <3
takes one to know one
;) sorry that was a stupid one. lol
Maybe it's a girl giving the green light for anal. Are you a girl or a guy, OP?
7:00 lmao no no clearly it's of a sexual nature
THIS IS WHY I HATE FAT PEOPLE
thats why girls drink...