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  • 57 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:40pm

    LOVE IT. and score.

  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:46pm

    Um, how about neither 7:33?

  • 72 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:40am

    Oh how I wish I heard that more often.

  • 55 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:55am

    wow i know the cunt who said this and she is a whore

  • 58 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:39pm

    if a girl said it ..... i want your life...

  • 54 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:43pm

    i bet this it a straight guy asking for a little prostate love...

  • 57 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:08pm

    This can be irrefutable evidence during your defense in court.

  • 54 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:27pm

    none cares about that brand, just the chick advertising it

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:25pm

    then you are the op.. original poster.. haha

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:03pm

    Bring on the coronas! !!!!!!

  • 46 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:10pm

    KJHSDKJDHKJDHKJSLDKJSLJKDHKDJKSJKJDHJKDFHJKHFKJHFKJHKJSDHKSJK

  • 48 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:01pm

    this is something id say to my boyfriend, honestly. i have to be really drunk to do some fucked up shit.

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:33pm

    i'll take a guy in AA anyday over a guy in ed hardy or affliction.

  • 44 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:32pm

    Um, hipsters look stupid all on their own.

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:23pm

    do i sense spam is about to begin on this website? fuck

  • 46 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:59pm

    only douchebags wear ed hardy

  • 44 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:34pm

    hahaha i cant staaand indie people either!!! take off your stupid fucking shoelace headband thing it does NOT look good.

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:07pm

    @7.00 - 'Cause if you give permission sober, it means that later you're not just asking because you're drunk. It would be because you want ... it. Whatever 'it' is.

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:56am

    Nobody ever thoguht about being a person who doesn't drink and made that joke

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:19pm

    i use firefox w/ adblock and can't see any ads at all... :( or maybe :)

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:53pm

    UFIA? I think I'll pass.

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:25pm

    hmm i reckon its a guy giving a girl permission to do something to him... but i wonder what... maybe shave him? or dress him up in girls underwear?? who knows?!!??!!?!!?

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:37pm

    im a girl. ive said this about anal. bc i have to be really drunk to do it.

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:29pm

    BIG LOLA CALL ME MY NUMBER IS 561 251 0048 ASK FOR DAVID

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:20am

    American Apparel makes a big deal about how they're not-branded but they're a fucking brand! Ed Hardy looks dumb too. That being said, wear what you want, but don't be a slave to a brand, damn

  • 43 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:26pm

    big lola haz teh herp

  • 42 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:51pm

    hey its britney spears! how y'all doing?? does anyone want my autograph?

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:54pm

    obviously it's not unsolicited 6:53.

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:15am

    american app rocks my socks. does anyone want to attend the jazz concert on the mall later?

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:17pm

    7:51 sure baby hit me one more time ;) my numbers 669 672 3232

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:44pm

    8:41 almost the same thing is going on at my work, one of the employees daughters is working here for the summer during college break, shes 18 and her tits aren't that big but she has an amazing ass, seriously shes a tiny 5'2 thing but her ass is phenomenal!! it puts beyonce and all those celebs to shame. mmm

  • 40 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:00pm

    7:56 takes one to know one ;) sorry that was a stupid one. lol

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:07pm

    7:51 of all the things one might want from brittany spears, the last thing they would want is an autograph. how about a mouth hug?

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:56pm

    7:13 - She looks like a Thai prostitute-- a seven-year-old MALE Thai prostitute. Different strokes, I guess...

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:04pm

    7:00 lmao no no clearly it's of a sexual nature

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:23pm

    what does op mean? cause im the one that received the text and put it on here and the other person that said she was the "op" is the one that sent it to me ... o and im a guy and its nothing about my ass some people are messed up

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:00pm

    i think that if you're giving permission sober, there's no need to wait to be drunk.. why would she/he need to be drunk for these hypothetical sex scenarios? maybe the OP is giving permission to take away her/his keys next time they're drunk.

  • 38 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:58pm

    If anyone clicks bad night, you're a horrible person.

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:18am

    Gotta love Nassau. It's about sex without a doubt. A levittown girl said this to me about sex in a bathroom

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:13pm

    has anyone seen my dog? hes a poodle and answers to "lucky" anyone see him?? :(((((

  • 38 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:52pm

    Makes me proud to be from Nassau. Levittrash born n raised.

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:48pm

    maybe a girl said it

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 8:43pm

    hahaha my friend was talking about this at a party last night. and she was like yeah, I saw my text on tfln and I screamed out "THAT WAS YOU!?" it was this text. I love her <3

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:50pm

    OP speaking. i am a girl. and it is has nothing to do with anal. try again =]

  • 37 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:15pm

    713 HAHA yes i am with you. along with that girl hugging the pole. mmm

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:46pm

    who the fuck is Big Lola???

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:05pm

    no they are givin permission for anal and its a girl. hey 7:00 do you like fish sticks?

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:13pm

    is it me or does the "Scrunchies" advertisement girl at the top of the page give a hard on

  • 36 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:27pm

    everyone who says "who knows what this could mean?" is retarded. We all know it means "i give you permission to fuck my brains out". end of story.

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:57pm

    Maybe it's a girl giving the green light for anal. Are you a girl or a guy, OP?

  • 35 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:41pm

    all i know is we have this cute 18 yr old college intern who interns where i work and she is off this week and god we miss her tits! best rack ever for a girl barely like five feet two. bends over= cleavage, breast and panty shot at other end. hurry back, we love your tits and yes im married too. haha

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:52pm

    Prostate stimulation has nothing to do with your sexual preference. A female sucking your dick and massaging your prostate is quite an experience. Don't knock it until you try it.

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:37pm

    wow, this is a "good night" text if i ever saw one!

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:22pm

    hey 7:26 I remember you posting the same thing on a different website in the womens health forum! how have you been? I hope that vaginal infection has cleared up by now! love Big Lola

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:22am

    12:55 Isn't getting any.

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:07pm

    6:52 i love love love you!!! Classexy!

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:26pm

    American Apparel can go suck a fat baby cock. They are resposible for making hipster look even more stupid than they already did. High waisted pants are dumb looking, girls. That shit died in the 70's. And if I see one more douchebaggy guy wearing a super deep v-neck, I'll fist fuck their face.

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:42pm

    841 and 844- i feel you both. we have this awesome 18 yr old college intern with most awesome tits, sooooo firm looking, and shes like five feet tall. great ass too. i work with mainly all guys so this eye candy is nice, and we love that rack!! keep bending over the desk and love seeing the panties too

  • 31 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:07pm

    ed hardy looks better on women than men

  • 53 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:57pm

    thats why girls drink...

  • 35 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:51pm

    and yes 12:55 i am a HUGE whore. except not at all. once more, try again =]

  • 36 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:27pm

    THIS IS WHY I HATE FAT PEOPLE

  • 28 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:19pm

    9:07 sure baby hit me one more time ;) my numbers 669 672 3232