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  • They know.

    Submitted by caver95 on Apr 6, 11 at 9:04am
  • i think they know that they're parking their cars in the same driveway IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT

    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Apr 6, 11 at 11:59am
    • Sounds like it has spaces for two or three cars, if you get mine. ; )

      Submitted by GreenMartini on Apr 6, 11 at 10:00pm
  • I like how you specify "two different guys" so we wouldn't make the mistake that you were sleeping with two of the same guys.

    Submitted by SserPrun95 on Apr 6, 11 at 9:34am
  • @spartlmgirl don't worry. a bunch of barely pubescent 15 year old boys pretending to be manly women haters isn't very threatening when they still depend on their mommies to do their laundry and cook their meals.

    Submitted by boxerdude on Apr 6, 11 at 11:50am
  • @sparty: quit your yappin and go make me a sandwich.

    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Apr 6, 11 at 9:52am
  • It gets increasingly annoying to read comments jeering women for bring 'whores' and 'sluts' for cheating but see men being cheered and basically patted on the back. Either hate on everyone that cheats or cheer both of them.

    Submitted by spartylmgirl on Apr 6, 11 at 9:35am
    • It gets increasingly annoying to hear womens liberation on a funny sight. Being a woman I would generally be all for it but I do firmly believe you can't make a ho into a house wife and that girls should be held to a different standard. So I will join in and say slut, slut, slut.

      Submitted by Hangledangleluv on Apr 6, 11 at 12:29pm
      • It's "site", not "sight", you ignorant slut. Stop judging and get an education.

        Submitted by GreenMartini on Apr 6, 11 at 9:52pm
    • Thanks, Sparty, I'm glad someone else noticed. Keep standing up for women. I have no clue how sleeping with two men at the same time makes someone a slut. She's probably keeping it quiet for that very reason, though--so people don't think she's a slut.

      Submitted by monicamischief on Apr 6, 11 at 1:03pm
      • Sparty, I think it's unacceptable when EITHER gender cheats and many on here agree. I don't see many comments w/ a lot of thumbs up that cheer for disloyal men. And monica, stop using feminism as a cover for who you really stand up for - sluts.

        Submitted by Taipan on Apr 6, 11 at 2:43pm
      • well she's hiding. it and they are neighbors. so yeah that kinda make her a slut.

        Submitted by babykarma2005 on Apr 6, 11 at 11:52pm
    • Bullshit. Your double standard theory is complete crap. Some 26000 texts from last night fail to support your claim.

      Submitted by iowawashington on Apr 6, 11 at 3:11pm
    • there was no mention of her cheating she's just banging 2 guys and trying to hide it. no one can pat her back if they don't know.

      Submitted by babykarma2005 on Apr 6, 11 at 11:56pm
    • actually, it's in your head. if you look on this site about dudes cheating you'll see that everyone is calling them douche bags. it bothers me when people get all up in arms about bias when they refuse to see two feet in front of them

      Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Apr 7, 11 at 12:54pm
  • Perhaps you should stop being a whore?

    Submitted by Meyer_Lansky on Apr 6, 11 at 9:04am
  • since you are already doing them both make it a trio.

    Submitted by babykarma2005 on Apr 6, 11 at 10:22am
  • how the hell is she a 'ho'? It doesn't say she's dating either of them. What, you aren't allowed to sleep with two guys in the same period of time now? She's probably hiding it to avoid sexist judgment. Then again, we probably shouldn't make judgments about a random girl on a comedy site.

    Submitted by monicamischief on Apr 6, 11 at 1:09pm
  • By curves I meant rolls. Taipan is another who takes himself far too seriously. I think you two should hook up and explore your insecurities.. maybe one of you will have the pleasure of orgasm for the first time.

    Submitted by Masturch33f on Apr 6, 11 at 3:49pm
  • WHOA! Will everyone just cool it. This is a site for fun. If you're gonna be funny, add a comment. If you're gonna write slut or ho, don't. But don't get pissed off by stupid comments, ignore them. And if your gonna fuck two guys then go for the spit roast. PHEW!

    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Apr 6, 11 at 6:02pm
  • I would say quit bein a Hoe!!

    Submitted by tunechi on Apr 6, 11 at 9:13am
  • @masturch. That's was hilarious. I'm sure u hit it right on the spot. Monica I'm a women and even I find u annoying and obnoxious!

    Submitted by sexyemily on Apr 6, 11 at 11:59pm
  • She is not a slut or whore. Just needs to be honest. I could almost guess the guys would not even care.

    Submitted by luckyjohnson13 on Apr 7, 11 at 8:32am
  • Monica is a fat mischievous cake eating slut that likes to watch old romance comedies and lifetime movies while downing gallon buckets of chocolate ice cream. During the commercials she gets on textsfromlastnight to bitch about how women are treated unfairly when all she really wants is a big strong man to love her multiple curves.

    Submitted by Masturch33f on Apr 6, 11 at 3:46pm
    • im normally not one to endorse flaming, but hahahahahahaha well done

      Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Apr 7, 11 at 12:58pm
    • Wow! You focus on Monica a lot. A closet admirer, perhaps?

      Submitted by skeezer on Apr 9, 11 at 12:19pm
      • (S)he is the ringleader of man-bashing femmies on this site, and has been for awhile now, n00b. Notice how my next comment is directed at Taipan, an all-around fun-deprived rimjob. I support monicas enjoyment of sexual freedom, but her feminism belongs nowhere near here. Slut shaming happens equally to both sides if you actually examine a plethora of texts, just as there are plenty of supporters. TL;DR? gtfo, n00b, I ben her weigh lohngr tahn u. u r so not rdy 4 tihs.

        Submitted by Masturch33f on Apr 14, 11 at 2:28am
  • They know, they don't care, and they probably joke/talk about it

    Submitted by savannahT84 on Apr 6, 11 at 3:12pm
    • I wish all women understood that men also talk to each other about everything, just with far less words and without giving a fuck.

      Submitted by fucksyourmother on Apr 6, 11 at 6:02pm
  • umm who said this is a girl? Nowhere does it say that its a girl who is sleeping with two guys.

    Submitted by mcastle on Apr 15, 11 at 1:15pm
  • If it's legit then why does it need to be a secret? If on the other hand you're cheating, then you are a good for nothing disgraceful whore and deserve to be assraped to death.

    Submitted by Nero905 on Nov 6, 11 at 7:22pm
  • guy 1 sees OP: "hey i didnt know you were coming over today!"\nOP:"oh, im not its your neighbor's turn today you have tuesdays and thursdays remember?"

    Submitted by yfz501 on Apr 6, 11 at 11:01am
  • These American Apparel ads make me want to slaughter an innocent puppy.

    Submitted by Masturch33f on Apr 14, 11 at 2:34am
  • Wow monica, sounds like you need to douche your sandy vagina. I think it's making you a little cranky there sunshine.

    Submitted by destructo on Apr 7, 11 at 2:09am
  • F A K E

    Submitted by Sydefx on Apr 6, 11 at 1:20pm
  • You gotta get rid of one of them honey.

    Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Apr 6, 11 at 9:12am
  • At least they're in different houses- try roommates! (in order for it to work one has to know so he can keep it from the other)

    Submitted by fxnswell on Apr 8, 11 at 4:49pm
  • tell one of them...he will keep it a secret from the other one if the sex is good enough

    Submitted by thejoker219 on Apr 6, 11 at 10:31am
  • The double standards are sickening. If she's not cheating on them, who cares what she does? No ones calling them whores for having casual sex.

    Submitted by Topanga053 on Apr 7, 11 at 6:59pm
  • I'm going to have to say that this girl is a whore, slut, and trash.\nI don't care what your excuse is!!!\nIf you have a key that opens any door then you call it a Master-Key\nIf you have a door that opens with any key, then that door sucks.\nWhich is the exact same as why a guy has sex with alot of women and he is awesome.\nAlso why if a women sleeps with alot of men she is a whore.

    Submitted by coolerf on Apr 6, 11 at 6:04pm
    • i'm going to have to say go fuck yourself. yes. masturbate fiercely while you think of stupid metaphors. and your grandma's saggy tits.

      Submitted by dyzzie on Apr 6, 11 at 7:37pm
      • Your just hard up because you know that its true.

        Submitted by coolerf on Apr 7, 11 at 2:21pm
    • 2 is a lot?

      Submitted by GreenMartini on Apr 6, 11 at 9:54pm
      • Two is not a lot, however two at the same time and hiding it from them on the other hand is pretty nasty.

        Submitted by coolerf on Apr 7, 11 at 2:22pm
    • dude, you're making men look bad. as if miller lite commercials didnt do that enough already

      Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Apr 7, 11 at 1:00pm
    • I dont know, something about women standing up for other women that have sex with two people not only at the same time but who also live in close proximity to each other and are trying to keep it a secret tells me that maybe they need to reevaluate there position on this subject.

      Submitted by coolerf on Apr 7, 11 at 2:20pm
      • You need to reevaluate how much you learned in that Dollar General-English class you obviously failed.

        Submitted by Masturch33f on Apr 14, 11 at 2:33am