dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
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That's what i refer to my wife as.
Uhh I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there is no 353...
I agree with everyone else. Instead of whining to TFLN, the OP needs to put her number on here and make the world a better place.
god I hated my old roommate, she tried to be a closet whore...problem was, everyone else knew.
definitely agree. been there. she'll go nuts on your ass eventually. be careful.
Oh yummy, does she let you watch? Join in the fun?
exactly my feelings toward my freshman roommate hahhh so glad i don't have to live with that bitch anymore!
been there, done that. let me give you some advice: get out while you can before the whore goes crazy and gives you a concussion
that sucks. most everyone has had to deal with obnoxious roommates. my first one was some sort of giant she-he
theres a lot more 203 colleges than yale..quinnipiac, southern, UNH... or if they go to school somewhere else!!!
Sven the Fisherman: u hav it bassakwards........A whore in the courtroom, a lawyer in the bedroom........should be: "A whore in the bedroom,a lawyer in the courtroom"!!!!
Sounds like she wants to b the whore but she is either fat or ugly. Hater
Soviet Russia YEAH UCONN
just stay out of the spray zone when she has a guy over. Wipe the door handle before you touch it. And check your sock drawer
I think Im her roomate
203 is so well represented hahaaha
This is funny. Made me giggle
978 Is her area code 766 the next 3 digits and then...6297. She's a huge whore...
I had 2 slutty roomates who lived in the same room. One the first year and one the second.
I think I'm mysterious because I post bad puns on a website and sign it.
-Sven the Fisherman
sounds like my freshman year
oops.. i think my roommate wrote this about me.
i feel my roommate could have written this about me.
if so, i'm not a whore, i swear.
my roommates are both whores, sometimes they keep me up with all their humping... but they are nice to me so i dont mind haha
ha ha ha this is fabulous. rings so close to home. reminds me of my whore of a rooommate. lol
In Soviet Russia you are assigned to whores.
actually 7:42, i think it would be in soviet russia whores assign you.
the roomie is probably cute and the OP is fugly. The fugly one should take advantage of the deal and pick up some leftovers
5:41, I think it's the former Pretzel Guy who is doing that! He's doing it on purpose just so you'll get upset.
In Soviet Russia, everyone assigned whore to live with them.
Haha SO my situation
I am in the exact same situation! Trying to piss her off enough she moves out.
My roomate has vaginal odor..what a cunt.
Haha I pissed my roommate off enough that she moved out.... But damn it they assigned me another person yesterday. N she got kicked out of her room for fighting with her old roommate
Use her whorishness to get some!
and this is why i'm nervous for college.
sounds like the OP isn't getting any and is jealous of her roommate. Now in the name calling phase. Soon to be in the messing with each other's stuff phase
Don't judge, you uptight hypocrite.
Sounds like my freshman year too.