i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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go to bed with a 10, wake up to a 4
how did tosh say it!! you have to fuck a 4 to appreciate an 8
"go to bed at two with a 10, wake up at ten with a 2"
you already hooked up with her once might as well go again
I read this to the tune of What A Wonderful World.
Never had a 10... But one night I had five 2's....
george carlin. nice.
A 2 is a 10 on the road though? Am I right?
As long as you don't bite through your arm to avoid waking her up, not that bad of a night.
We've all been there bro shit happens