Last Night in Louisiana (225)

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  Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.

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  I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.

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  I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean

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  Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain

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  My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.

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  She made me pour olive oil on her.

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  I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?

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  Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.

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  I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere

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  Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic

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  No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.

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  Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.

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  You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting

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  I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least

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