Last Night in Louisiana (225)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨

  Fav 0 63 7

  share tweet
  

• (225): View more from Louisiana

  So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up

  Fav 0 27 59

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.

  (985): View more from Louisiana

  I feel like you're wasting time.

  Fav 0 79 7

  share tweet
  

• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I am drunk shake weighting right now.

  Fav 0 21 9

  share tweet
  
• 

  Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (225): View more from Louisiana

  the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...

  Fav 0 12 6

  share tweet
  

• (225): View more from Louisiana

  The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?

  Fav 0 6 24

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?

  Fav 0 36 7

  share tweet
  

• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.

  Fav 0 22 8

  share tweet
  

• (225): View more from Louisiana

  So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?

  Fav 0 24 11

  share tweet
  
• 

  Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed

  Fav 0 12 32

  share tweet
  

• (225): View more from Louisiana

  A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"

  Fav 0 48 6

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (512): View more from Texas

  No just a list of 20 of my favorite things

  (225): View more from Louisiana

  Where are penises on the list

  (225): View more from Louisiana

  Where am I on the list

  (512): View more from Texas

  Under penises

  Fav 0 48 20

  share tweet
  

• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you

  Fav 0 45 3

  share tweet
  

• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.

  Fav 0 13 47

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT