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  • choking girls always makes me nervous.i am 6'2 and 235 and they are way smaller(usually) so i'm not sure how much they can handle. or maybe i'm just a pussy

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 20, 10 at 1:52pm
  • Rule: Oxygen is good.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 20, 10 at 2:28pm
  • Try laying with your head hanging off the edge of the bed. Pretty much the same effect, less chance of involuntary manslaughter.

    Submitted by blowhard on Aug 20, 10 at 9:49pm
  • i think she wants you to scuba dive into her

    Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 20, 10 at 2:36pm
  • A little oxygen deprivation makes everything better.

    Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Aug 20, 10 at 1:35pm
  • Choke just hard enough that it doesn't leave a huge mark raising questions when her parents see her. Not to mention, wearing a turtleneck in august looks suspicious

    Submitted by hooah33 on Aug 20, 10 at 2:26pm
  • She just needed a minute to equalize bro, you're in the clear!

    Submitted by blackbird17 on Aug 20, 10 at 4:00pm
  • Lol I introduced a girl to choking. She informed me she makes her husband do it now.

    Submitted by deathntaxes on Aug 20, 10 at 2:20pm
  • That is always good !! But if you're new to this boys. Don't try this at home. This is bad when goes wrong.

    Submitted by MissGi on Aug 20, 10 at 4:56pm
  • Make your divemaster proud.

    Submitted by KaylaFoyt on Aug 20, 10 at 2:52pm
  • Fuck yeah roll tide

    Submitted by reendiculous on Aug 20, 10 at 2:36pm
  • Get the surf boards and swap your turtles for sea turtles we are headin out!

    Submitted by blaze666 on Aug 21, 10 at 3:40am
  • @ilovewhores - seriously died laughing when you said '(usually)' DAMN that would be a big bìtch!

    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 20, 10 at 2:17pm
  • Win.

    Submitted by ttesroD on Aug 21, 10 at 10:35am
  • Should have opted for the nitrox. Recovery time is much quicker.

    Submitted by VectorKSMO on Aug 20, 10 at 11:32pm
  • What is the sign ?

    Submitted by CrazyJenn on Aug 20, 10 at 1:43pm
    • touch your index finger to your thumb in an o shape then lift up three fingers

      Submitted by mel24 on Aug 20, 10 at 2:04pm
  • Thats Alabama for you!

    Submitted by Woodsy on Aug 21, 10 at 4:17am
  • THE SUBMARINE HAS ENTERD THE WET DARK CAVE!

    Submitted by saygoodnight666 on Aug 22, 10 at 2:01am
  • dont all women like that?

    Submitted by missbitch84 on Aug 21, 10 at 12:31pm