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  • Submitted by yakturk43 on Apr 7, 10 at 11:13am

    This could be a compliment or an insult depending on what type of cucumber she meant

  • Submitted by wolf on Apr 7, 10 at 3:24pm

    Cucumbers are usually fairly large. Now if she said baby carrot I could see the insult. Know your veggies people

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      Submitted by blueyaa on Apr 7, 10 at 4:56pm

      Now, I have had a girl say "baby carrot" before about mine. I couldn't get it "ready" for the experience, luckily she gave me another chance a week later and I improved a little. haha

    • 57 57
      Submitted by bananastand on Apr 7, 10 at 6:39pm

      dude, a cucumber is too big.

  • Submitted by tabeezy on Apr 7, 10 at 11:54am

    I LOVE LAMP

  • Submitted by JERSEYBOY908 on Apr 7, 10 at 10:55am

    I LIKE BOOBIES

    • 60 54
      Submitted by LetteBug on Apr 7, 10 at 11:51am

      I HAVE BOOBIES. Get over it.

      • 59 63
        Submitted by hmmmm on Apr 7, 10 at 11:59am

        Wish I could thumb-up *your* comment, instead of JerseyBoy's.

        • 48 52
          Submitted by Iunnos on Apr 7, 10 at 12:04pm

          That sucks that you can't.

          • 44 48
            Submitted by Iunnos on Apr 7, 10 at 12:05pm

            Weird.

            • 54 61
              Submitted by jack on Apr 7, 10 at 3:59pm

              you can actually if you organize by date posted instead of rating

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        Submitted by randomcommentguy on Apr 7, 10 at 6:14pm

        Yours must not be that nice then.

        • 45 64
          Submitted by Iunnos on Apr 8, 10 at 11:52pm

          My breasts are very nice, thanks.

          • 45 60
            Submitted by phenopsyche on Apr 10, 10 at 8:58pm

            prove it :)

            • 53 58
              Submitted by Iunnos on Apr 11, 10 at 1:04am

              Ohh, my boyfriend would not like that at all.

              • 52 43
                Submitted by destructo on Apr 15, 11 at 2:21am

                Iunnos, you are such a tease.

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    Submitted by urallstupid on Apr 7, 10 at 6:16pm

    Maybe she meant to say "its like a cucumber", you know, green and bumpy.

  • 92 70
    Submitted by SpartanSweetie on Apr 7, 10 at 11:42am

    Wouldn't that be a good thing...?

  • 79 67
    Submitted by crackajake on Apr 7, 10 at 2:41pm

    It prolly hirts

  • 74 57
    Submitted by sjc26 on Apr 7, 10 at 2:39pm

    That's a good thing

  • 73 55
    Submitted by suuup on Apr 7, 10 at 2:17pm

    A cucumber is big...

  • 80 70
    Submitted by IncredibleMrE on Apr 7, 10 at 4:44pm

    Pussy is cool

  • 81 79
    Submitted by maynard on Apr 7, 10 at 11:03am

    This isn't funny........

  • 68 54
    Submitted by hugh_janus on Apr 7, 10 at 11:47pm

    a baby pickle is a cucumber ever thought of that?

  • 73 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 7:55pm

    Females have to toe the line with big dicks to keep tight. Pornstars don't have to worry about it because chances are they ain't fuckin no one new. -sephy

  • 60 52
    Submitted by randomgirl21 on Apr 8, 10 at 9:27pm

    Yeah that fuckin hurts..

  • 57 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 8, 10 at 12:04am

    If it's too big - which a cucumber would be - it could hurt during sex, depending on the woman.

  • 55 52
    Submitted by sircohan on Apr 8, 10 at 12:48am

    This is not spam

  • 52 51
    Submitted by abcdefgHI on Apr 9, 10 at 2:24am

    Wouldn't you want to bang him?? Sign me up lul

  • 73 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 10:46am

    I LIKE TRAINS

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 11:00am

    I like cum all over an in My ass hole

  • 52 58
    Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 7, 10 at 3:48pm

    Mmmmm. I want.

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 10:57am

    I LIKE YAMS

  • 55 66
    Submitted by sicklytwisted on Apr 7, 10 at 2:38pm

    whats with the random comments, i get boobs but eggs and trutles? you lost me, as for the comment, its most likely an insult, dont girls like large packages?

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    Submitted by JERSEYBOY908 on Apr 7, 10 at 11:07am

    maynard, your not funny.....

  • 57 71
    Submitted by AlmightyShiz on Apr 18, 10 at 9:35pm

    Thats a compliment? Unless it is a small cucumber

  • 55 67
    Submitted by cama on Apr 7, 10 at 6:23pm

    okayyy.... so why would she not hook up with you?? obviously you have a big winky so why not?? that chick was dumb.....

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Apr 9, 10 at 12:34am

    that would be painful

  • 49 57
    Submitted by iceprincess11 on Apr 7, 10 at 7:35pm

    is that a bad thing?

  • 48 56
    Submitted by HeAteMyHeart on Apr 7, 10 at 3:27pm

    Phone numbrr please

  • Submitted by kakester on Apr 7, 10 at 10:59am

    I LIKE EGGS

  • 41 51
    Submitted by enjoy420 on Apr 12, 10 at 5:24am

    Rico do u really love the lamp

  • 55 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 7:04am

    As a girl I can tel u all tht a big dick is painful ..for me atleast . So I prefer th average ones

  • 46 69
    Submitted by bustanut on Apr 7, 10 at 5:25pm

    I LIKE BASEBALL

  • 22 24
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 26, 12 at 6:30am

    I don't see the problem, a cucumber sounds like the perfect size to me.

  • 14 18
    Submitted by pabsiom on Aug 30, 13 at 6:45pm

    Aaa and

  • Submitted by ffac789 on Apr 7, 10 at 1:31pm

    Mine's 'bout that size too ;)