All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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This could be a compliment or an insult depending on what type of cucumber she meant
Cucumbers are usually fairly large. Now if she said baby carrot I could see the insult. Know your veggies people
Now, I have had a girl say "baby carrot" before about mine. I couldn't get it "ready" for the experience, luckily she gave me another chance a week later and I improved a little. haha
dude, a cucumber is too big.
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I HAVE BOOBIES. Get over it.
Wish I could thumb-up *your* comment, instead of JerseyBoy's.
That sucks that you can't.
you can actually if you organize by date posted instead of rating
Yours must not be that nice then.
My breasts are very nice, thanks.
prove it :)
Ohh, my boyfriend would not like that at all.
Iunnos, you are such a tease.
Maybe she meant to say "its like a cucumber", you know, green and bumpy.
Wouldn't that be a good thing...?
It prolly hirts
Pussy is cool
A cucumber is big...
That's a good thing
a baby pickle is a cucumber ever thought of that?
This isn't funny........
Yeah that fuckin hurts..
Wouldn't you want to bang him?? Sign me up lul
Females have to toe the line with big dicks to keep tight. Pornstars don't have to worry about it because chances are they ain't fuckin no one new.
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I like turtles.
I like tuhtals!
If it's too big - which a cucumber would be - it could hurt during sex, depending on the woman.
Thats a compliment? Unless it is a small cucumber
This is not spam
I LIKE YAMS
that would be painful
Rico do u really love the lamp
I like cum all over an in
My ass hole
I LIKE EGGS
Mmmmm. I want.
maynard, your not funny.....
is that a bad thing?
whats with the random comments, i get boobs but eggs and trutles? you lost me, as for the comment, its most likely an insult, dont girls like large packages?
Phone numbrr please
I don't see the problem, a cucumber sounds like the perfect size to me.
okayyy.... so why would she not hook up with you?? obviously you have a big winky so why not?? that chick was dumb.....
As a girl I can tel u all tht a big dick is painful ..for me atleast . So I prefer th average ones
I LIKE BASEBALL
Mine's 'bout that size too ;)