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  • I don't get service at 35000 feet. You guys are magical.

    Submitted by myfifthgear on Jun 6, 10 at 1:58pm
  • texts don't crash planes. they just don't want you getting all annoying on your phone.

    Submitted by Anonymousssss on Jun 6, 10 at 12:04pm
  • Phones doesn't mess with planes- I saw it on mythbusters. \nThey just don't want assholes talking on them the entire flight

    Submitted by CherryPoppa on Jun 6, 10 at 4:03pm
  • How can you guys text and surf up there? I never have any network coverage when 30.000 feet above ground...

    Submitted by daynalareyna on Jun 6, 10 at 1:58pm
  • Ah! The mass lang-in?!?!

    Submitted by tarasaur on Jun 8, 10 at 8:49pm
  • no thats horrible. \nif you were sitting near anyone normal, you'd have been reported to the flight attendants and youre phone would be confiscated till the flight was over

    Submitted by fivetwnsgrl on Jun 6, 10 at 12:23pm
    • Love how your issue is with the texting and not the banging of the chicks in the airplane bathroom...

      Submitted by meattastic on Jun 6, 10 at 1:08pm
    • I happily texted away and browsed the web from my phone on the last plane I was on and it was packed. Nobody said anything.

      Submitted by skootles on Jun 6, 10 at 1:30pm
  • Whoever you are, youre a fuckin stud!!!

    Submitted by cdafate on Jul 13, 10 at 12:12am
  • There is no network coerage above 2.5 miles dumbass

    Submitted by guitar_boy on Jun 6, 10 at 6:30pm
  • Jealous. That is one of my life goals

    Submitted by PimpyMclicious on Jun 6, 10 at 4:52pm
  • Douchebag.

    Submitted by alaskan_blue on Jun 13, 10 at 12:25am
  • Phones dont screw up planes. It's a myth navigators make up.

    Submitted by aznasshole on Jun 6, 10 at 1:49pm
  • How'd u get service??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 10 at 4:39pm
  • ... guess the plan did crash? \nor you just got too lazy to write 'it'

    Submitted by celia11 on Jun 7, 10 at 10:46pm
  • 5:36, yes they do! Or just take that paper with safety instructions. Cellphones are not allowed. Well, here in Brazil I get coverage in the plane

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 10 at 10:04pm
  • I didn't see any comments in regards to the fact that the OP didn't finish their last sentence. Sounds more like a joke to me.

    Submitted by BD78 on Jun 6, 10 at 5:32pm
  • phones have airplane mode. and welcome to the club. I have been a member since 2005--4 times.

    Submitted by groupie69 on Jun 7, 10 at 8:48am
    • Yeah but airplane mode just means your phones on but no network coverage.

      Submitted by urallstupid on Jun 7, 10 at 7:58pm
  • I like to shove mile high poles up my asshole.

    Submitted by Millamanjaro on Jun 6, 10 at 1:00pm
  • iPhone has airplane mode

    Submitted by whatupbee on Jun 12, 10 at 3:52pm
  • That's awesome

    Submitted by Santino on Jun 6, 10 at 12:17pm
  • That's on my bucket list.

    Submitted by Tayyx3 on Jun 9, 10 at 3:03pm
  • Fivetwnsgrl : grow up. It's not the end of the world. Besides, the flight attendants text from the back. This isn't middle school; no one's taking up phones.

    Submitted by gr8mind220 on Jun 6, 10 at 1:19pm
  • airplane mode isn't for texting and talking on planes.. d'uh. it basically turns your iphone into a fancy mp3 player... it cuts off the network conection. fucking dumbass.

    Submitted by daynalareyna on Jun 13, 10 at 6:25am
  • wow. so fake...

    Submitted by kgnightiloveu on Jun 11, 10 at 1:22am
  • Actually they never tell you to turn off your cell phones for the whole flight. They just say it in the beginning to turn off all electrical devices so the plane can connect to autopilot. After that they tell you it is now safe to turn on everything.

    Submitted by tec27 on Jun 6, 10 at 5:36pm
    • actually they do.\nThey tell you to turn off all electronic devices for take off and landing.\nThen they tell you you may turn on any approved electronic devices.\nWhich, at the beginning of the flight they inform you do not include any kind of cellphones or blackberries.

      Submitted by tgixkimm on Jun 7, 10 at 12:37am
  • Nice!!

    Submitted by kevin07 on Jun 8, 10 at 1:35am
  • I get service on planes.

    Submitted by amyxlove on Jun 7, 10 at 12:42pm
  • OMG PHONES DONT CRASH PLANES stfu guys, I think we understood that fact when the last hundred people said it

    Submitted by badgerworthy on Aug 21, 10 at 6:14am
  • selfish but awesome!

    Submitted by professorbananas on Jun 6, 10 at 12:45pm
  • Are you guys all plane doctors? No? So shut the fuck up

    Submitted by 6one3 on Jul 1, 10 at 3:39am
  • I text in flight all the time, you're good.

    Submitted by KailtinB on Jun 6, 10 at 11:39am
  • First time sayin g first and last

    Submitted by lgfu on Jun 6, 10 at 11:36am
  • Well I can assure you that if you were at 30,000 ft above the United States you are not getting service.

    Submitted by Brady_White on Mar 2, 11 at 1:39am
  • So sweet. Haha

    Submitted by hushua on Jun 6, 10 at 3:41pm
  • Good choice igfu or I would come after you

    Submitted by iKillFirstPeople on Jun 6, 10 at 12:28pm