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  • Submitted by myfifthgear on Jun 6, 10 at 1:58pm

    I don't get service at 35000 feet. You guys are magical.

  • Submitted by Anonymousssss on Jun 6, 10 at 12:04pm

    texts don't crash planes. they just don't want you getting all annoying on your phone.

  • Submitted by CherryPoppa on Jun 6, 10 at 4:03pm

    Phones doesn't mess with planes- I saw it on mythbusters. \nThey just don't want assholes talking on them the entire flight

  • Submitted by daynalareyna on Jun 6, 10 at 1:58pm

    How can you guys text and surf up there? I never have any network coverage when 30.000 feet above ground...

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    Submitted by tarasaur on Jun 8, 10 at 8:49pm

    Ah! The mass lang-in?!?!

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    Submitted by cdafate on Jul 13, 10 at 12:12am

    Whoever you are, youre a fuckin stud!!!

  • Submitted by guitar_boy on Jun 6, 10 at 6:30pm

    There is no network coerage above 2.5 miles dumbass

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    Submitted by alaskan_blue on Jun 13, 10 at 12:25am


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    Submitted by PimpyMclicious on Jun 6, 10 at 4:52pm

    Jealous. That is one of my life goals

  • Submitted by celia11 on Jun 7, 10 at 10:46pm

    ... guess the plan did crash? \nor you just got too lazy to write 'it'

  • Submitted by aznasshole on Jun 6, 10 at 1:49pm

    Phones dont screw up planes. It's a myth navigators make up.

  • Submitted by fivetwnsgrl on Jun 6, 10 at 12:23pm

    no thats horrible. \nif you were sitting near anyone normal, you'd have been reported to the flight attendants and youre phone would be confiscated till the flight was over

    • Submitted by meattastic on Jun 6, 10 at 1:08pm

      Love how your issue is with the texting and not the banging of the chicks in the airplane bathroom...

    • Submitted by skootles on Jun 6, 10 at 1:30pm

      I happily texted away and browsed the web from my phone on the last plane I was on and it was packed. Nobody said anything.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 10 at 10:04pm

    5:36, yes they do! Or just take that paper with safety instructions. Cellphones are not allowed. Well, here in Brazil I get coverage in the plane

  • Submitted by BD78 on Jun 6, 10 at 5:32pm

    I didn't see any comments in regards to the fact that the OP didn't finish their last sentence. Sounds more like a joke to me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 10 at 4:39pm

    How'd u get service??

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    Submitted by groupie69 on Jun 7, 10 at 8:48am

    phones have airplane mode. and welcome to the club. I have been a member since 2005--4 times.

    • Submitted by urallstupid on Jun 7, 10 at 7:58pm

      Yeah but airplane mode just means your phones on but no network coverage.

  • Submitted by Millamanjaro on Jun 6, 10 at 1:00pm

    I like to shove mile high poles up my asshole.

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    Submitted by Tayyx3 on Jun 9, 10 at 3:03pm

    That's on my bucket list.

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    Submitted by amyxlove on Jun 7, 10 at 12:42pm

    I get service on planes.

  • Submitted by tec27 on Jun 6, 10 at 5:36pm

    Actually they never tell you to turn off your cell phones for the whole flight. They just say it in the beginning to turn off all electrical devices so the plane can connect to autopilot. After that they tell you it is now safe to turn on everything.

    • Submitted by tgixkimm on Jun 7, 10 at 12:37am

      actually they do.\nThey tell you to turn off all electronic devices for take off and landing.\nThen they tell you you may turn on any approved electronic devices.\nWhich, at the beginning of the flight they inform you do not include any kind of cellphones or blackberries.

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    Submitted by daynalareyna on Jun 13, 10 at 6:25am

    airplane mode isn't for texting and talking on planes.. d'uh. it basically turns your iphone into a fancy mp3 player... it cuts off the network conection. fucking dumbass.

  • Submitted by Santino on Jun 6, 10 at 12:17pm

    That's awesome

  • Submitted by gr8mind220 on Jun 6, 10 at 1:19pm

    Fivetwnsgrl : grow up. It's not the end of the world. Besides, the flight attendants text from the back. This isn't middle school; no one's taking up phones.

  • Submitted by kgnightiloveu on Jun 11, 10 at 1:22am

    wow. so fake...

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    Submitted by badgerworthy on Aug 21, 10 at 6:14am

    OMG PHONES DONT CRASH PLANES stfu guys, I think we understood that fact when the last hundred people said it

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    Submitted by whatupbee on Jun 12, 10 at 3:52pm

    iPhone has airplane mode

  • Submitted by professorbananas on Jun 6, 10 at 12:45pm

    selfish but awesome!

  • Submitted by kevin07 on Jun 8, 10 at 1:35am


  • Submitted by lgfu on Jun 6, 10 at 11:36am

    First time sayin g first and last

  • Submitted by KailtinB on Jun 6, 10 at 11:39am

    I text in flight all the time, you're good.

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    Submitted by 6one3 on Jul 1, 10 at 3:39am

    Are you guys all plane doctors? No? So shut the fuck up

  • Submitted by iKillFirstPeople on Jun 6, 10 at 12:28pm

    Good choice igfu or I would come after you

  • Submitted by Brady_White on Mar 2, 11 at 1:39am

    Well I can assure you that if you were at 30,000 ft above the United States you are not getting service.

  • Submitted by hushua on Jun 6, 10 at 3:41pm

    So sweet. Haha