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  • It's not his shoes the next guy is gonna have trouble filling its you!

    Submitted by tangerineballs on Oct 30, 10 at 3:29pm
  • big dicks are a curse, just like how guys don't like girls with triple J titties...

    Submitted by Smartastic on Oct 30, 10 at 3:24pm
  • The smallest dick I ever saw in my life was on a black man. So get over the race stereo. The hugest, and we're talking anesthesia here, was slung on a tall beautiful New York Jew far from home. \nProbably wandering like Odysseus with his oar. God knows I didn't know what to do with that monster weapon. \nAnd vaginas give birth to assholes like you and tighten right back up if they are not injured. They are magical things no one on this app seems to comprehend.

    Submitted by treseda on Oct 31, 10 at 12:12am
    • awesome. and don't you love how it's the douchey guys who claim to love getting pussy that are the first ones to make inaccurate, misogynistic, hateful comments about them? real (straight) men love vagina and don't hate on it

      Submitted by colabea on Nov 2, 10 at 1:26pm
  • how big do you have to be to fit an XL

    Submitted by Misssbarry on Oct 30, 10 at 5:48pm
    • big enough that a regular sized condom doesn't give you a blue dick.

      Submitted by elderflower on May 13, 11 at 6:46pm
  • Well, maybe your loose vag is the issue at heart here.

    Submitted by Michguy on Oct 30, 10 at 8:33pm
    • actually, it's pretty tight, and it was uncomfortable (at first) so you can stfu.

      Submitted by elderflower on May 13, 11 at 6:48pm
  • There are exceptions to every rule, but they did a study in Europe of the racial stereotypes concerning penis size.black men came in first place, then white, then Asian.however, other races weren't weren't included in the study.

    Submitted by kaylovely on Nov 1, 10 at 11:54pm
  • NEWSFLASH: girls do not give a fuck about penis size, unless it freakishly small or freakishly big, both of which girls detest.

    Submitted by niceman on Nov 2, 10 at 12:01pm
  • girl, you just need to get you a black man to fit them magnums!

    Submitted by rose91380 on Oct 30, 10 at 10:52pm
  • Ghey \/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 10 at 1:20am
  • FUUUUUU this is my area code. Like from my mofo community.

    Submitted by sparkle1398 on Nov 1, 10 at 2:42am
  • She spelt 'holess' wrong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 10 at 12:10am
  • I threw my exs Magnums at him when we broke up, thinking the same thing. My next boyfriend was bigger. Never doing that again.

    Submitted by oregano222 on Oct 30, 10 at 6:08pm
  • Then there is Durex XXL. Magnums are a bit to small for me.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 30, 10 at 2:34pm
  • Lol holes. Damn it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 10 at 12:10am
  • That sounds like someone I no!

    Submitted by BAMFCS66 on Nov 3, 10 at 1:36am
  • that way other guy hate my sloppy seconds. when i buy XL condoms i always go to the check out with a girl there and i look and there faces is priceless.it also helps that i am black, yes race does matter.

    Submitted by Misssbarry on Oct 30, 10 at 5:56pm