All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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It's not his shoes the next guy is gonna have trouble filling its you!
big dicks are a curse, just like how guys don't like girls with triple J titties...
The smallest dick I ever saw in my life was on a black man. So get over the race stereo. The hugest, and we're talking anesthesia here, was slung on a tall beautiful New York Jew far from home. \nProbably wandering like Odysseus with his oar. God knows I didn't know what to do with that monster weapon. \nAnd vaginas give birth to assholes like you and tighten right back up if they are not injured. They are magical things no one on this app seems to comprehend.
awesome. and don't you love how it's the douchey guys who claim to love getting pussy that are the first ones to make inaccurate, misogynistic, hateful comments about them? real (straight) men love vagina and don't hate on it
how big do you have to be to fit an XL
big enough that a regular sized condom doesn't give you a blue dick.
Well, maybe your loose vag is the issue at heart here.
actually, it's pretty tight, and it was uncomfortable (at first) so you can stfu.
There are exceptions to every rule, but they did a study in Europe of the racial stereotypes concerning penis size.black men came in first place, then white, then Asian.however, other races weren't weren't included in the study.
girl, you just need to get you a black man to fit them magnums!
NEWSFLASH: girls do not give a fuck about penis size, unless it freakishly small or freakishly big, both of which girls detest.
FUUUUUU this is my area code. Like from my mofo community.
She spelt 'holess' wrong
I threw my exs Magnums at him when we broke up, thinking the same thing. My next boyfriend was bigger. Never doing that again.
Then there is Durex XXL. Magnums are a bit to small for me.
That sounds like someone I no!
Lol holes. Damn it
that way other guy hate my sloppy seconds. when i buy XL condoms i always go to the check out with a girl there and i look and there faces is priceless.it also helps that i am black, yes race does matter.