Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
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Awww, c'mon! Don't retreat back into your shell!
Is this sea turtle in the water or on land? I can't tell if this is a compliment or a veiled insult.
Makes me proud of a fellow Vancouverite. Can't think why the cock privileges were revoked.
Aha, 'your nipple privileges have been revoked!'
This one actually made burst into laughter!!!
And....awkward.you blew that one dumbass
Lmao that punishment won't last long...or maybe it will