Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
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No new tattoos?
@mattmac91 And was referring to the next word he was about to say, not counted as one of the words.\n\nYou fucking idiot.
@yourself I was joking, rectal ranger
Oh Michelle Obama, you are the sexiest First Lady ever
Stop trying to figure out how to give yourself a fucking blowjob!