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  • Submitted by kittenkitten61 on Feb 1, 10 at 6:35pm

    this is silly, she cant fit a cock under that leotard

  • 96 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:02pm

    I smoked me a couple Grammys of dro last night :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:10pm

    Grow a sense of humor, assholes. Genius post, this.

  • 87 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:25am

    Top txt of all times

  • 92 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:40pm

    In soviet Russia cock has lady gaga

  • 76 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:26am

    3:55 it's hating. Not hatting. I think you'll be the one working at a fast food joint before any of us. At least we know how to spell. Dumbass. Lord and lady gaga SUUUUUCKS.

  • 75 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:37pm

    I miss Jeff...

  • 71 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:35pm

    Hahahaha

  • 71 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:54pm

    No one is scared of Lady Gaga or Elton John, I actually like Elton John he has a lot of good music. That doesn't mean I idolize him and run around talking about how he inspires me. You need to get a life. Also, Ladt Gaga dresses different and makes decent music, THATS SO FUKING INSPIRATIONAL IM SO SCARED OF TEH POWERFUL WOMAN!!!!11111oneoneone

  • 80 83
    Submitted by taylorgb on Feb 2, 10 at 5:54am

    Hahahaha! This is one of the two texts I've ever laughed out loud at. Genius.

  • 77 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:10pm

    You should learn to kiss my ass.

  • 79 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:48am

    Lady Gaga dares to have a fat dong. People that say they are influenced by popular musicians and celebrities are shallow and base. Find someone that's actually done something and let them inspire you,,,,, f@ggot.

  • 83 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:27pm

    Fuck everyone who didn't laugh. This is hillarious.

  • 78 84
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 2, 10 at 2:57am

    Lady Gaga does not have a penis. Look it up on Snopes.

  • 79 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:37pm

    Hilarious

  • 72 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 8:34pm

    Like 718 said..... It's the Grammys.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:52pm

    Lady gaga was definitely packing something in that leotard..... There was a big bulge. It's either a cock or pubes but either way it's ewww

  • 65 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:17am

    Lady Gaga is a disgusting tranny and only cock suckers listen to her horrible music

  • 73 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:20pm

    Fuck you

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:31pm

    9:18 there are simple ways to hide it... You should know. 9:19 shut the hell up, it's fucking hilarious.

  • 80 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 8:39pm

    Lady gaga cannot have a penis. Where in that leotard would SHE put HER testicles. Really? Be mature, fucking idiots. She's an amazing performer and has gotten way further in life than you ever will. FUCK OFF. (:

  • 75 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:18pm

    It's grammys......

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:27pm

    High five 11:23 :)

  • 72 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:24pm

    Elton John has a mangina and Lady Ga Ga is a hermaphrodite.

  • 73 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 8:37pm

    You guys she does have a cock. Look lady gaga penis up on YouTube. Yeah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 8:00pm

    Lady Gaga was horrible, like always.

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:13am

    Lady Gaga is amazing. You stupid ordinary fucks hate her because she is "different". She's inspirational and being herself. Stop trying to be like everyone else and have your own mind and style. The unordunary are amazing (:

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:15am

    Fuck you. I LOVE lady gaga

  • 74 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:18pm

    Riiight...did you even see what she was wearing? A vagina could barely fit in that outfit, much less a penis.

  • 71 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:55am

    Lady gaga and Elton John have more talent than any of you children have combined. So you little assholes that are hating on them are just jealous that you'll most likely spend your lives hating your shitty job and wishing you could be as talented as either of them. So keep on hatting losers, I'll see you at taco bell while your earning $8/hr. :-p

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:22am

    So like 1 out of 6 people agree that Gag's hides his boner, you think that's unfair? Boohooing? Grow up and get a pair. Lots people cannot stand LG and for better more rational reasons than those who 'love' those solipsistic performances and outfits.

  • 67 79
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Feb 1, 10 at 9:10pm

    HAHAHAH this text is fucking awesome.

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:04pm

    Very good, sir.

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:41pm

    Gaggers might not have one, but would you let something that ugly near it? And reading through these things it seems like no one complaining about Elton -so drop the damned homophobia meme. It appears lots of people just hate her. Besides how does a nasty version oinspire?

  • 71 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:03am

    3:55-at least the fine people at Taco Bell can use the words "your" and "you're" in the proper context.

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:02am

    And GagMonster had Elton donning her foolish notion of an outfit. The original poster didn't disparage Elton. And if you played around with balls instead of just sucking them, you'd know that sometimes it is possible to tuck them up inside the guy and the rest is easy enough to tuck under.

  • 76 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:42pm

    8================>

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:25am

    this text is shit. you should not be insulting him because he's one of the most successful solo artists of all time. stupid pricks

    • 61 77
      Submitted by greatbanana on Feb 2, 10 at 5:02pm

      I totally agree! HE is one of the most successful artists. I listen to HIS work all the time. Oh and Elton John isn't bad either.

      • 42 62
        Submitted by HiSLiLFaTKiD on Aug 5, 10 at 6:56pm

        hey guess fucking what?? SHE DOESNT HAVE A DICK YOU FUCKING ASS HOLE

  • 69 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:03am

    I love Elton John!! :)

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:47am

    Haha

  • 66 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:52pm

    Lady gaga is the worst artist ever and she need to know how to pick out fits that right for her song

  • 71 92
    Submitted by scrabble on Feb 1, 10 at 9:19pm

    dislike. you have no idea how horribly offensive that comment is.

  • 70 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:56pm

    Learn how to spell GRAMMYS Jack ass

  • 72 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:26pm

    Probably not, she's the ugliest thing alive

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:33am

    Lady Gaga dares to be different and your hate fuels her to continue being someone who tops everyone else. She's inspirational.

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:15am

    CAN ALL THE HATERS PLEASE JUST GO FUCK YOURSELVES. I DONT KNOW IF YALL UNDERSTAND WHAT A GRAMMY IS.. IT REPRESENTS THE 'BEST MUSIC' SO EVEN IF YOU DONT LIKE HER, SHE HAS SOME OF THE BEST MUCIC OUT THERE ROGHT NOW

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:53pm

    She might be a butterface, but u would still do her. Don't lie.

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:48pm

    Fucking stupid

  • 68 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:28am

    Elton John does like dick but he has some pretty good songs. Lady gaga does have a dick, dresses like a diphit, and has the dumbest songs ever created!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:36pm

    Shutup. Lady gaga does not have a cock. they were incredible last night.

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:55pm

    No if you saw what she was wearing, her bag lips were spread so far apart it looks like they had a fight and needed to separate. Conclusive evidence lady gaga is a woman.

  • 61 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:40pm

    SO TRUE!

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:21pm

    ya fuck you lady gaga probaly's hotter than you

  • 63 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:07am

    She won one Grammy for "best electronic dance". The equivelant of a Miss Congeniality at a Beauty Pageant. Or maybe a Miss Farts-the-most.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:57pm

    Wow! You must really feel threaten by successful and sexually powerful women !

    • 56 88
      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 1, 10 at 7:20pm

      Or maybe he just likes mocking people who make music he dislikes.

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:30am

    8:01, I use yall because it is a word that defines the region I'm from. Here's another definition for you... Grammy- a service mark used for any of the statuettes awarded by the NARAS for excellence in the recording industry. Oh and just in case you don't know what 'excellence' is, it means superiority.

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:02pm

    This is great

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 8:08pm

    Lady gaga does not have a penis...but she kinda looked like brüno last night...

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:05am

    8:26- "you're" = you are, as in You are a dumbfuck..."your" implies ownership as in "your dick is probably smaller than Gaga. (that is if You're even a guy at all)

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:36pm

    Take my dick seriously bitch

  • 66 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:47am

    4:13 is not the real Soviet Russia guy. I am.

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:36pm

    A lot of people are scared of strong willed women and are homophobic. That's why you say you hate Lady GaGa and Elton John because they're different and awesome. Uniqueness is treated as weirdness and people are scared of that. Pathetic.

    • 73 72
      Submitted by greatbanana on Feb 2, 10 at 4:55pm

      All artists are unique... we're just talking about her penis

    • 50 65
      Submitted by pseudononymous on Apr 7, 10 at 2:03am

      or not. I hate lady gaga, and I love gays and Elton John. she was even pretentious enough to get her name from a queen song. and I like strong willed women as well. whatta harlot gaga is. and uniqueness is awesome. looks like you just suck.

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:19am

    Fuck all the GaGa haters!

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:32am

    4:47 is not the real Soviet Russia guy. I am.

  • 46 60
    Submitted by HiSLiLFaTKiD on Aug 5, 10 at 6:52pm

    its not funny she doesnt have a dick and never did. get over your two year old selves and grow a pair.

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:31pm

    Lady Gaga is a girl! Both of them are amazing artists whose music will never get old :)

    • 53 79
      Submitted by greatbanana on Feb 2, 10 at 4:54pm

      yea she's a girl... a girl with a dick

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:23pm

    11:05-your an idiot. I suppose your an 11 year ghetto chick if your saying unintelligent stupid shit like that.

  • 61 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:44pm

    Awesome lol

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:31pm

    That rumour is so idiotic...people are scared of anything that threatens the idea of normality so they slap a stupid rumour on to it, grow up America.

  • 61 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:47am

    Jealous? That they both have talent? I think so :)

  • 58 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:02pm

    You should learn to press the refresh button then.

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:01pm

    3:31 I'm from Canada and I think Lady Gaga has a fat NlGGER cock. Wut nao?

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:07am

    In soviet Russia I fuck other soviet Russian men like Elton

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 8:50pm

    Why do i feel like 8:39 and 8:41 were written by the same person??

  • 50 71
    Submitted by tangelos04 on Oct 24, 10 at 3:31am

    Why is everyone staring at GaGa's crotch?!

  • 60 91
    Submitted by tinytaylor on Feb 1, 10 at 6:49pm

    hahahahah oh dear

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:00pm

    Friggen awesome!!

  • 59 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:58am

    Lol at 8:03. Maybe you should work there if you don't know how your and you're work.

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:28am

    5 of6 douche not a mathmajor eh?

  • 44 61
    Submitted by kyui13 on Jul 11, 10 at 5:51am

    I like Lady Gaga, but I'm not gonna lie; I fucking LOL'd.

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:32am

    I wasn't going to post a comment, but there seems to be idiotic people on here. Lady Gaga's music is shit. It is worthless, poorly written, and only talks about sex. Nothing more then a trashy pop singer telling people she has a dick for publicity. (end rant)

  • 58 89
    Submitted by hazeleyes8488 on Feb 2, 10 at 11:54pm

    Ok, i have a sense of humor, and I did laugh. But first of all, she doesn't have a penis. And second of all, whoever says she is a horrible artist has bad taste and is stupid. Her songs are beautifully written, and have real meaning. She is changing the music industry, and isn't just a regular "pop" singer, singing about liking a guy. Her performances are an actual show and tell a story. People who don't understand her are ignorant.

  • 54 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:03pm

    I hate gaga..she said she had a dick for more publicity..and she dresses like she does cuz she knows people will talk about her.

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:14pm

    This is fucking stupid. No man can do what she does.

  • 46 66
    Submitted by missinsanity on May 30, 10 at 10:15am

    This was on lamebook as well... Which is the original then?

  • 58 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:45am

    Hey fuck all of you I think she is awesome

  • 54 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:19am

    people who hate lady gaga most likely are fans of average musicians that are all THE SAME. like Taylor swift for instance. if anyone hates lady gga and loves Taylor swift, then they MUST be one of the dumbest people on earth.

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:33am

    9:53 first off you don't do lady gags she does you and second off if I had the choice to fuck/get fucked by lady gaga or chop off my dick drink bleach set my self on fire and blow my brains out.. I would choose the second option without a doubt!

  • 49 75
    Submitted by ttboy125 on Mar 2, 10 at 10:38am

    Its funny cuz it's true!

  • 58 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:12am

    In soviet Russia cock

  • 52 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:37am

    I didn't know that shit was art

  • 58 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:20pm

    Fuck you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:55pm

    :( She does not have a penis. There was some rumor that some sleezball put out there that she did and she thought it was funny and played off of it. You'd know she doesn't have one if you're a diehard fan like me. Just shut up.

  • 52 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:03pm

    Lol at 6:42. Hahahahaha

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:52am

    Lady Gaga looks like the old grey mare. Anyone attracted to that's blinder than a bat.

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 8:53pm

    Because they were.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:22am

    gaga*

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:01am

    2:15...come on, these awards don't equal the "best" music, they equal popular music. And popular doesn't equal talented. I suppose people who use "y'all" in everyday conversation think differently though.

  • 49 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:52pm

    I love Elton...hate gaga

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:21am

    Fucking awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:40pm

    Ugh I have such a good text and the moderators won't post it

  • 52 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:15am

    Lady Gaga is a genius ...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 8:41pm

    Lady gaga cannot possibly have a penis. Where would she hide that and her testicles in the leotard. You guys are fucking ridiculous. Grow up. She's gotten way further in life than you ever will. How many Grammy nominations did she have last night? How many did you?

  • 56 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:53pm

    fuck you all lady gaga does not have a penis and if she did I would fuck her/him lol

  • 48 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:51pm

    No comment fat ass

  • 49 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:53pm

    @11:19... I'm pretty sure your argument is based off the fact that you believe all electronica music sounds different. That really kills your argument due to the fact, you're retarded

  • 55 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:28pm

    Look art is ultimately an expressive form of communication. So many people despise her because she doesn't say anything with her work. She does what she does to get noticed-- from why she chose the name LG to wearing outfits that only say 'because I can'. Until she herself recognizes these facts she'll only appeal to those who are entranced by 'nothing'.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:28am

    Lady gaga's a freak that's corrupting the music industry.

  • 50 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:39am

    Who the hell would fuck lady gaga even if she had a pussy she looks like a retard

  • 50 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:13am

    In soviet Russia cock and Grammies do a duet on Elton John and lady gaga! -real soviet Russia guy.

  • 42 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:23pm

    1:05 - obviously

  • 50 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:47am

    3:55 only f@ggots and crybabies like Elton John and "Lady" Gaga.

  • 45 80
    Submitted by djring on Feb 2, 10 at 5:19pm

    Wow, people are actually taking this text seriously...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:26am

    8:03- 3:55 did use them in proper context dumbfuck

  • 46 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:58am

    145 must have a cock too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:11am

    I'm severly offended by this. Lady gaga is art.

  • 41 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:50am

    She's a worthless cunt with worthless songs.

  • 50 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:42pm

    STUPID

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:05pm

    10:55...if you were such a die hard fan you'd know she has a penis because you would have already sucked it. WHOO DAT

  • 46 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 8:53pm

    I didn't think my first one got posted. Hah.

  • 43 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:14pm

    That's not even clever...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:46pm

    Lady Gaga has a fat NlGGER cock!

    • 47 71
      Submitted by HiSLiLFaTKiD on Aug 5, 10 at 6:57pm

      FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1