Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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this is silly, she cant fit a cock under that leotard
9:18 there are simple ways to hide it... You should know. 9:19 shut the hell up, it's fucking hilarious.
I smoked me a couple Grammys of dro last night :)
Very good, sir.
11:05-your an idiot. I suppose your an 11 year ghetto chick if your saying unintelligent stupid shit like that.
Fuck everyone who didn't laugh. This is hillarious.
You should learn to press the refresh button then.
In soviet Russia cock has lady gaga
So like 1 out of 6 people agree that Gag's hides his boner, you think that's unfair? Boohooing? Grow up and get a pair. Lots people cannot stand LG and for better more rational reasons than those who 'love' those solipsistic performances and outfits.
Grow a sense of humor, assholes.
Genius post, this.
Fuck all the GaGa haters!
I miss Jeff...
Like 718 said..... It's the Grammys.....
You guys she does have a cock. Look lady gaga penis up on YouTube. Yeah
Why is everyone staring at GaGa's crotch?!
Probably not, she's the ugliest thing alive
Lady Gaga was horrible, like always.
Riiight...did you even see what she was wearing? A vagina could barely fit in that outfit, much less a penis.
I love Elton John!! :)
Hahahaha! This is one of the two texts I've ever laughed out loud at. Genius.
Learn how to spell GRAMMYS Jack ass
ya fuck you lady gaga probaly's hotter than you
Top txt of all times
This is great
Lady Gaga dares to have a fat dong. People that say they are influenced by popular musicians and celebrities are shallow and base. Find someone that's actually done something and let them inspire you,,,,, f@ggot.
Wow! You must really feel threaten by successful and sexually powerful women !
Or maybe he just likes mocking people who make music he dislikes.
Take my dick seriously bitch
Lady gaga was definitely packing something in that leotard..... There was a big bulge. It's either a cock or pubes but either way it's ewww
Look art is ultimately an expressive form of communication. So many people despise her because she doesn't say anything with her work. She does what she does to get noticed-- from why she chose the name LG to wearing outfits that only say 'because I can'. Until she herself recognizes these facts she'll only appeal to those who are entranced by 'nothing'.
Lady Gaga does not have a penis. Look it up on Snopes.
Elton John has a mangina and Lady Ga Ga is a hermaphrodite.
fuck you all lady gaga does not have a penis and if she did I would fuck her/him lol
Lady Gaga is a disgusting tranny and only cock suckers listen to her horrible music
3:55 it's hating. Not hatting. I think you'll be the one working at a fast food joint before any of us. At least we know how to spell. Dumbass.
Lord and lady gaga SUUUUUCKS.
Lady Gaga is a girl! Both of them are amazing artists whose music will never get old :)
yea she's a girl... a girl with a dick
Lady gaga and Elton John have more talent than any of you children have combined. So you little assholes that are hating on them are just jealous that you'll most likely spend your lives hating your shitty job and wishing you could be as talented as either of them. So keep on hatting losers, I'll see you at taco bell while your earning $8/hr. :-p
Lady Gaga is amazing. You stupid ordinary fucks hate her because she is "different". She's inspirational and being herself. Stop trying to be like everyone else and have your own mind and style. The unordunary are amazing (:
5 of6 douche not a mathmajor eh?
Lady gaga is the worst artist ever and she need to know how to pick out fits that right for her song
You should learn to kiss my ass.
dislike. you have no idea how horribly offensive that comment is.
I like Lady Gaga, but I'm not gonna lie; I fucking LOL'd.
10:55...if you were such a die hard fan you'd know she has a penis because you would have already sucked it. WHOO DAT
High five 11:23 :)
She might be a butterface, but u would still do her. Don't lie.
No if you saw what she was wearing, her bag lips were spread so far apart it looks like they had a fight and needed to separate. Conclusive evidence lady gaga is a woman.
Ok, i have a sense of humor, and I did laugh. But first of all, she doesn't have a penis. And second of all, whoever says she is a horrible artist has bad taste and is stupid. Her songs are beautifully written, and have real meaning. She is changing the music industry, and isn't just a regular "pop" singer, singing about liking a guy. Her performances are an actual show and tell a story. People who don't understand her are ignorant.
No one is scared of Lady Gaga or Elton John, I actually like Elton John he has a lot of good music. That doesn't mean I idolize him and run around talking about how he inspires me. You need to get a life. Also, Ladt Gaga dresses different and makes decent music, THATS SO FUKING INSPIRATIONAL IM SO SCARED OF TEH POWERFUL WOMAN!!!!11111oneoneone
HAHAHAH this text is fucking awesome.
Lady gaga cannot have a penis. Where in that leotard would SHE put HER testicles. Really? Be mature, fucking idiots. She's an amazing performer and has gotten way further in life than you ever will. FUCK OFF. (:
That rumour is so idiotic...people are scared of anything that threatens the idea of normality so they slap a stupid rumour on to it, grow up America.
I love Elton...hate gaga
hahahahah oh dear
This was on lamebook as well... Which is the original then?
8:26- "you're" = you are, as in You are a dumbfuck..."your" implies ownership as in "your dick is probably smaller than Gaga. (that is if You're even a guy at all)
Lady Gaga looks like the old grey mare. Anyone attracted to that's blinder than a bat.
This is fucking stupid. No man can do what she does.
CAN ALL THE HATERS PLEASE JUST GO FUCK YOURSELVES. I DONT KNOW IF YALL UNDERSTAND WHAT A GRAMMY IS.. IT REPRESENTS THE 'BEST MUSIC' SO EVEN IF YOU DONT LIKE HER, SHE HAS SOME OF THE BEST MUCIC OUT THERE ROGHT NOW
Shutup. Lady gaga does not have a cock. they were incredible last night.
I'm severly offended by this. Lady gaga is art.
I LOVE lady gaga
I LOVE HIM TOO
:( She does not have a penis. There was some rumor that some sleezball put out there that she did and she thought it was funny and played off of it. You'd know she doesn't have one if you're a diehard fan like me. Just shut up.
Gaggers might not have one, but would you let something that ugly near it? And reading through these things it seems like no one complaining about Elton -so drop the damned homophobia meme. It appears lots of people just hate her. Besides how does a nasty version oinspire?
people who hate lady gaga most likely are fans of average musicians that are all THE SAME. like Taylor swift for instance. if anyone hates lady gga and loves Taylor swift, then they MUST be one of the dumbest people on earth.
3:55 only f@ggots and crybabies like Elton John and "Lady" Gaga.
Elton John does like dick but he has some pretty good songs. Lady gaga does have a dick, dresses like a diphit, and has the dumbest songs ever created!!!
Lady Gaga is a genius ...
this text is shit. you should not be insulting him because he's one of the most successful solo artists of all time. stupid pricks
I totally agree! HE is one of the most successful artists. I listen to HIS work all the time. Oh and Elton John isn't bad either.
hey guess fucking what?? SHE DOESNT HAVE A DICK YOU FUCKING ASS HOLE
1:05 - obviously
9:53 first off you don't do lady gags she does you and second off if I had the choice to fuck/get fucked by lady gaga or chop off my dick drink bleach set my self on fire and blow my brains out.. I would choose the second option without a doubt!
Lady Gaga dares to be different and your hate fuels her to continue being someone who tops everyone else. She's inspirational.
Because they were.
I hate gaga..she said she had a dick for more publicity..and she dresses like she does cuz she knows people will talk about her.
I didn't think my first one got posted. Hah.
145 must have a cock too
Lol at 8:03. Maybe you should work there if you don't know how your and you're work.
Who the hell would fuck lady gaga even if she had a pussy she looks like a retard
In soviet Russia I fuck other soviet Russian men like Elton
Its funny cuz it's true!
And GagMonster had Elton donning her foolish notion of an outfit. The original poster didn't disparage Elton. And if you played around with balls instead of just sucking them, you'd know that sometimes it is possible to tuck them up inside the guy and the rest is easy enough to tuck under.
its not funny she doesnt have a dick and never did. get over your two year old selves and grow a pair.
4:47 is not the real Soviet Russia guy. I am.
3:31 I'm from Canada and I think Lady Gaga has a fat NlGGER cock. Wut nao?
@11:19... I'm pretty sure your argument is based off the fact that you believe all electronica music sounds different. That really kills your argument due to the fact, you're retarded
Why do i feel like 8:39 and 8:41 were written by the same person??
3:55-at least the fine people at Taco Bell can use the words "your" and "you're" in the proper context.
2:15...come on, these awards don't equal the "best" music, they equal popular music. And popular doesn't equal talented. I suppose people who use "y'all" in everyday conversation think differently though.
In soviet Russia cock
Lady gaga does not have a penis...but she kinda looked like brüno last night...
Ugh I have such a good text and the moderators won't post it
I wasn't going to post a comment, but there seems to be idiotic people on here. Lady Gaga's music is shit. It is worthless, poorly written, and only talks about sex. Nothing more then a trashy pop singer telling people she has a dick for publicity. (end rant)
In soviet Russia cock and Grammies do a duet on Elton John and lady gaga! -real soviet Russia guy.
A lot of people are scared of strong willed women and are homophobic. That's why you say you hate Lady GaGa and Elton John because they're different and awesome. Uniqueness is treated as weirdness and people are scared of that. Pathetic.
All artists are unique... we're just talking about her penis
or not. I hate lady gaga, and I love gays and Elton John. she was even pretentious enough to get her name from a queen song. and I like strong willed women as well. whatta harlot gaga is. and uniqueness is awesome. looks like you just suck.
Lady gaga's a freak that's corrupting the music industry.
I didn't know that shit was art
Hey fuck all of you I think she is awesome
Jealous? That they both have talent? I think so :)
She won one Grammy for "best electronic dance". The equivelant of a Miss Congeniality at a Beauty Pageant. Or maybe a Miss Farts-the-most.
8:03- 3:55 did use them in proper context dumbfuck
8:01, I use yall because it is a word that defines the region I'm from. Here's another definition for you... Grammy- a service mark used for any of the statuettes awarded by the NARAS for excellence in the recording industry. Oh and just in case you don't know what 'excellence' is, it means superiority.
No comment fat ass
Lol at 6:42. Hahahahaha
Wow, people are actually taking this text seriously...
Lady gaga cannot possibly have a penis. Where would she hide that and her testicles in the leotard. You guys are fucking ridiculous. Grow up. She's gotten way further in life than you ever will. How many Grammy nominations did she have last night? How many did you?
She's a worthless cunt with worthless songs.
4:13 is not the real Soviet Russia guy. I am.
That's not even clever...
Lady Gaga has a fat NlGGER cock!