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  • Submitted by ostate06 on Sep 1, 11 at 11:36am

    ouch

  • Submitted by cakersina on Sep 1, 11 at 2:24pm

    Well if that line doesn't get him laid, I don't know what will.

  • Submitted by BrendanA on Sep 1, 11 at 2:12pm

    Girl, you're like the test button on my fire alarm... I'll hit it maybe every six months, when I remember.

  • Submitted by BrendanA on Sep 1, 11 at 2:18pm

    Girl, you're like the third keg at the party... by the time I tap that I'm already gone.

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    Submitted by thatgirlsarah on Sep 1, 11 at 11:38am

    How flattering...

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    Submitted by hsm531 on Sep 2, 11 at 2:43am

    At least everyone who commented used the correct "you're." OP is a dumb fuck.

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    Submitted by dynasty55 on Sep 1, 11 at 1:39pm

    Hahaha what a dick!

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    Submitted by Phys on Sep 1, 11 at 1:05pm

    A true romantic

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    Submitted by MustachioFiat on Sep 2, 11 at 4:05pm

    Girl, you're like an annoying kid at the grocery store. I'll hit it if no one finds out

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    Submitted by DrBrian on Sep 1, 11 at 12:16pm

    Gonna steal this one!

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    Submitted by Ninjacrow on Sep 24, 11 at 10:59am

    Spelling doesnt matter! It's drunken hilarious txts! Enjoy urself a lil more! Three errors ;)

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    Submitted by deee on Sep 1, 11 at 12:12pm

    GOTTER!!!!

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    Submitted by jamiejames7 on Sep 4, 11 at 5:14am

    You're

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    Submitted by ashmc2001 on Sep 1, 11 at 8:11pm

    Our boys from Nashville are so charming, huh? Gotta appreciate their honesty, though.

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    Submitted by ladysman123 on Sep 2, 11 at 11:36pm

    Lol like a boss

  • Submitted by BrendanA on Sep 1, 11 at 1:50pm

    Girl, you're like the last chore on the chalkboard... I'll do you when my wife demands it.

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    Submitted by FUman on Sep 2, 11 at 9:03am

    Yeah thank God they used the proper form of you're, you know, cause we all care so much here on tfln. Fucking looser

  • Submitted by BrendanA on Sep 1, 11 at 1:56pm

    Girl, you're like a bong covered in poison ivy... I'll hit it as a last resort.

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      Submitted by smallcock3in on Sep 2, 11 at 12:21am

      Haha 4:20

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        Submitted by FUman on Sep 2, 11 at 10:14am

        Yeah thank God they used the proper form of you're, you know, cause we all care so much here on tfln. Fucking looser

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          Submitted by gettinsum on Sep 3, 11 at 11:55pm

          Dumbfuck. It's loser* and yes spelling counts even on TFLN

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    Submitted by TTX95 on Sep 2, 11 at 9:17am

    Winner