Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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Well if that line doesn't get him laid, I don't know what will.
Girl, you're like the test button on my fire alarm... I'll hit it maybe every six months, when I remember.
Girl, you're like the third keg at the party... by the time I tap that I'm already gone.
Gonna steal this one!
At least everyone who commented used the correct "you're." OP is a dumb fuck.
Hahaha what a dick!
Lol like a boss
Girl, you're like the last chore on the chalkboard... I'll do you when my wife demands it.
A true romantic
Girl, you're like an annoying kid at the grocery store. I'll hit it if no one finds out
Spelling doesnt matter! It's drunken hilarious txts! Enjoy urself a lil more! Three errors ;)
Our boys from Nashville are so charming, huh? Gotta appreciate their honesty, though.
Yeah thank God they used the proper form of you're, you know, cause we all care so much here on tfln. Fucking looser
Girl, you're like a bong covered in poison ivy... I'll hit it as a last resort.
Dumbfuck. It's loser* and yes spelling counts even on TFLN