Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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Yeah, that is something you should only be doing sober and with a good knowledge of what it is you're doing. Don't fuck around with choking people.
never choke during sex while drunk
Is wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch
Refer to girls like that and pretty ones wont be the ones underneath you next time, asshole
In what corner of the world does this hold true? I'll gladly move there so that I stop being trained to treat women like shit if I want to see any action before I'm 30.
So, only pretty women have to be treated with respect? Idiot.
Sorry if youre ugly didnt mean to offend. Point was if this guy wants to get with girls he finds attractive, he better learn not to be a dick :)
The scent of dick in the air is making me choke.
Call me un-classy, a doucheknob or an asshole. The facts remain unchanged; I was drunk. She was drunk. She asked me to choke her and I was performing a sexual service which, admittedly, had been less successful than was originally intended. Shit happens. The subsequent drunken text was amusing, thus ended up being submitted.
You sound like a classy guy...doucheknob
How dare you insult my door. That is not cool.
@xsaint.... He's only saying "bitches" cuz he don't know their names individually.
I love being choked during sex, but you have to be smart about it. This guy sounds like a complete idiot.
Don't do that stuff when either party is under the influence. Dead bottom, bad top.
I LOVE getting choked, but drunk.. Idk about that. Just pull my hair or bite me instead
Well aren't you a classy broad, "CumGuzzler"
Yeah, might wanna be careful with that, take it too far and you'll be looking at an involuntary manslaughter charge, no joke
How the fuck is he the ass hole for doing what she asked him to do? They both are dumb as shit for doing that while drunk. I don't know why he's the bad guy for doing what she asked him to do.
I bet she came her brains out!
Did you make bail?
Friends don't let friends drink and chokefuck.
OP has balls. Props to you
sounds like the guy i was with saturday. good time ;)
Usually when the face gets real red and the eyes kinda roll back it's a sign u should prob stop applying pressure, when the face goes blue is when a real problem is under way...
807. You are the one bitching. Bitch.
He's the bad guy cuz he calls chicks 'bitches', she did him a favor he doesn't respect
nope keep it up someone's gotta clean the gene pool
And THATS why choking bitches scares me hahaha
Not gonna lie, getting choked is the best. But not while drunk. Lol
David Carradine and Michael Hutchins would be proud with you.
Fatal wanking accident right there.
Wow way to quote "My Bestfriends Girl"
This guy sounds like a total douche nozzle, he probably wears pop collars and fucks small dogs and chickens in his free time.
lol @ 8:07. that's all I have to say. I don't think I've ever read a more senseless reply. dumb fuck.
Sounds like r@pe to me
@ dak5432 nice. Way to sneak a Katt Williams quote in here lol
604 Fuckin' REPRESENT
Stupid and third
Bitches need to stop bitching about being called bitches, no one cares what your thoughts are, and pretty or ugly, unless somoene says it to ur face, there's nothing you can do, so quit bitching about it.
Yea, Not to big one all the pain shit. Most I'll do is smack that ass.
sounds like fun!
You all obviously haven't read or watched "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell." That guy is a dick to everyone he meets and has hot girls in LINE waiting to be fucked by him.
1st! This is VERY unhealthy!
I don't get the sentence "fucked her within an inch of her life." o_O I get he choked her during climax and she almost died, but that sentence confuses meee. :l