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  • Submitted by Herschel on Apr 25, 10 at 4:15pm

    Yeah, that is something you should only be doing sober and with a good knowledge of what it is you're doing. Don't fuck around with choking people.

  • Submitted by prulove on Apr 25, 10 at 4:36pm

    never choke during sex while drunk

  • Submitted by xsaint on Apr 25, 10 at 4:33pm

    Refer to girls like that and pretty ones wont be the ones underneath you next time, asshole

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      Submitted by Siress on Apr 25, 10 at 6:01pm

      In what corner of the world does this hold true? I'll gladly move there so that I stop being trained to treat women like shit if I want to see any action before I'm 30.

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      Submitted by kayak203 on Apr 25, 10 at 6:47pm

      So, only pretty women have to be treated with respect? Idiot.

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        Submitted by xsaint on Apr 25, 10 at 11:59pm

        Sorry if youre ugly didnt mean to offend. Point was if this guy wants to get with girls he finds attractive, he better learn not to be a dick :)

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          Submitted by candiru on Apr 26, 10 at 2:19am

          The scent of dick in the air is making me choke.

  • Submitted by smellmyfakelegs on Apr 25, 10 at 8:45pm

    Is wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch

  • Submitted by Didgeridan on Apr 26, 10 at 12:30am

    Call me un-classy, a doucheknob or an asshole. The facts remain unchanged; I was drunk. She was drunk. She asked me to choke her and I was performing a sexual service which, admittedly, had been less successful than was originally intended. Shit happens. The subsequent drunken text was amusing, thus ended up being submitted.

  • Submitted by 51sports on Apr 25, 10 at 4:50pm

    You sound like a classy guy...doucheknob

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      Submitted by Stotan1228 on Apr 25, 10 at 8:18pm

      How dare you insult my door. That is not cool.

  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 25, 10 at 6:06pm

    Don't do that stuff when either party is under the influence. Dead bottom, bad top.

  • Submitted by dak5432 on Apr 25, 10 at 7:28pm

    @xsaint.... He's only saying "bitches" cuz he don't know their names individually.

  • Submitted by CumGuzzler on Apr 25, 10 at 11:21pm

    I LOVE getting choked, but drunk.. Idk about that. Just pull my hair or bite me instead

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      Submitted by Capt on May 30, 10 at 5:17pm

      Well aren't you a classy broad, "CumGuzzler"

  • Submitted by kaisermarion on Apr 25, 10 at 7:11pm

    I love being choked during sex, but you have to be smart about it. This guy sounds like a complete idiot.

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    Submitted by fml26 on Apr 25, 10 at 10:32pm

    How the fuck is he the ass hole for doing what she asked him to do? They both are dumb as shit for doing that while drunk. I don't know why he's the bad guy for doing what she asked him to do.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 25, 10 at 10:16pm

    Yeah, might wanna be careful with that, take it too far and you'll be looking at an involuntary manslaughter charge, no joke

  • Submitted by viggen6889 on Apr 25, 10 at 5:12pm

    I bet she came her brains out!

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    Submitted by jacksoncutler on Apr 26, 10 at 8:11am

    Friends don't let friends drink and chokefuck.

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    Submitted by sequioa on Apr 25, 10 at 8:41pm

    nope keep it up someone's gotta clean the gene pool

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    Submitted by silverosepetals on Apr 26, 10 at 5:41pm

    Usually when the face gets real red and the eyes kinda roll back it's a sign u should prob stop applying pressure, when the face goes blue is when a real problem is under way...

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 25, 10 at 9:17pm

    Did you make bail?

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    Submitted by cutemau5 on Apr 25, 10 at 10:42pm

    He's the bad guy cuz he calls chicks 'bitches', she did him a favor he doesn't respect

  • Submitted by areaction55 on Apr 25, 10 at 6:46pm

    sounds like the guy i was with saturday. good time ;)

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    Submitted by ctolaf on Apr 26, 10 at 4:45am

    David Carradine and Michael Hutchins would be proud with you.

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      Submitted by jacksoncutler on Apr 26, 10 at 8:12am

      Fatal wanking accident right there.

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    Submitted by ghghghghghgh on Apr 26, 10 at 2:30am

    807. You are the one bitching. Bitch.

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    Submitted by pirogoeth on Apr 26, 10 at 8:17am

    OP has balls. Props to you

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    Submitted by ThePussyMonsta on Apr 25, 10 at 5:49pm

    And THATS why choking bitches scares me hahaha

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    Submitted by bigmike1016 on Apr 25, 10 at 10:56pm

    Sounds like r@pe to me

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    Submitted by cazzo on Apr 26, 10 at 4:06am

    This guy sounds like a total douche nozzle, he probably wears pop collars and fucks small dogs and chickens in his free time.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 25, 10 at 9:17pm

    lol @ 8:07. that's all I have to say. I don't think I've ever read a more senseless reply. dumb fuck.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 25, 10 at 8:07pm

    Bitches need to stop bitching about being called bitches, no one cares what your thoughts are, and pretty or ugly, unless somoene says it to ur face, there's nothing you can do, so quit bitching about it.

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    Submitted by wolvarine321 on Apr 28, 10 at 7:52pm

    Wow way to quote "My Bestfriends Girl"

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    Submitted by miss_bitch042 on Apr 27, 10 at 1:05am

    @ dak5432 nice. Way to sneak a Katt Williams quote in here lol

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    Submitted by summergurley on Jun 21, 11 at 8:18pm

    Not gonna lie, getting choked is the best. But not while drunk. Lol

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    Submitted by Chaozu on Apr 25, 10 at 10:51pm

    604 Fuckin' REPRESENT

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    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Apr 26, 10 at 1:14am

    Yea, Not to big one all the pain shit. Most I'll do is smack that ass.

  • Submitted by Jwag on Apr 25, 10 at 4:34pm

    sounds like fun!

  • Submitted by SummerRae on Apr 25, 10 at 4:05pm

    Good shit!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 25, 10 at 6:50pm

    First

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 25, 10 at 6:36pm

    I don't get the sentence "fucked her within an inch of her life." o_O I get he choked her during climax and she almost died, but that sentence confuses meee. :l

  • Submitted by yahear334 on Apr 25, 10 at 4:05pm

    1st! This is VERY unhealthy!

  • Submitted by HAYMAKER on Apr 26, 10 at 12:06pm

    You all obviously haven't read or watched "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell." That guy is a dick to everyone he meets and has hot girls in LINE waiting to be fucked by him.

  • Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 25, 10 at 4:12pm

    Stupid and third