I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
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Suprisingly enough, I can send texts with perfect spelling and grammar while I'm near blacked out drunk. This person could easily be wasted, he/she is probably just good at it.
you spelled f*ucking liar wrong
"Can't see straight". How did you text and know you have awesome hair?
So clearly you can type a flawless text.
I love the somber mediocre reply.
I drunk text better than sober. If I am pissed I can out grammar any GN. Maybe I went to writing drunk too much.