I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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Grow some balls and just say No. Idiot.
You should have neutered yourself instead. Then you'd never have to have sex with her again.
"just saying no" is easier said than done.
Fake- family guy did it
no you literally didn't.
punctured yourself so you wouldnt have to puncture her
Why? Was she an Oilers fan?
Grow a sack u dickless bitch!
Family guy? Haven't seen that episode. And ya I did stab myself with a balisong knife cuz she was just way too clingy and talking about our 'future together'. It was an accident really cuz I was trying to freak her out by doing tricks with the knife
the gene pool needs cleansing, it was a good choice
Tea12, the use of "literally" here is ok; "stabbed myself" has no figurative meaning. It would only be wrong if it ws also used idiomatically e.g. If you "literally flush money down the toilet" you do said action, not seriously waste money like in the idiom.
How about tell her to give the oral sex a-go then AFTER, kick the bitch out.
Fucking idiot. Cum on her face, kick her out and tell her not to come back.
How stupid can you be? lol
If she was that bad then odds are she would of stabbed you with something by the end of the night. You are so much better off
No means no, dude. But it's sex... if you don't want her don't you know anyone to pass her off on?
wow thats not good...first :D
Literally? Shut the fuck up! No, literally shut the fuck up.
really was it that bad was she fat or ugly or both