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  • Submitted by anonymouse1 on May 20, 10 at 11:36am

    Grow some balls and just say No. Idiot.

  • Submitted by whiteknave on May 20, 10 at 11:53am

    You should have neutered yourself instead. Then you'd never have to have sex with her again.

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    Submitted by geezyfbaby on May 20, 10 at 3:49pm

    "just saying no" is easier said than done.

  • Submitted by canonymous on May 20, 10 at 11:14am

    suicide<<<<<<SEX!

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    Submitted by Leto on May 20, 10 at 3:07pm

    punctured yourself so you wouldnt have to puncture her

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    Submitted by regalbeagle on May 20, 10 at 11:35am

    Why? Was she an Oilers fan?

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    Submitted by thedood on May 20, 10 at 12:03pm

    Fake- family guy did it

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    Submitted by tea12 on May 20, 10 at 11:30am

    no you literally didn't.

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    Submitted by drexel69 on May 20, 10 at 12:19pm

    Family guy? Haven't seen that episode. And ya I did stab myself with a balisong knife cuz she was just way too clingy and talking about our 'future together'. It was an accident really cuz I was trying to freak her out by doing tricks with the knife

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      Submitted by CCF on May 20, 10 at 3:46pm

      the gene pool needs cleansing, it was a good choice

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    Submitted by burgass on May 20, 10 at 1:51pm

    Fucking idiot. Cum on her face, kick her out and tell her not to come back.

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    Submitted by frootyboom8 on May 20, 10 at 1:35pm

    Grow a sack u dickless bitch!

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    Submitted by Gnarmageddon on May 21, 10 at 12:24am

    Tea12, the use of "literally" here is ok; "stabbed myself" has no figurative meaning. It would only be wrong if it ws also used idiomatically e.g. If you "literally flush money down the toilet" you do said action, not seriously waste money like in the idiom.

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    Submitted by tonto01 on May 20, 10 at 10:35pm

    Literally? Shut the fuck up! No, literally shut the fuck up.

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    Submitted by jessiesabo on May 20, 10 at 11:36pm

    Wow, congrats

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    Submitted by Serec on May 20, 10 at 8:36pm

    How about tell her to give the oral sex a-go then AFTER, kick the bitch out.

  • Submitted by berriesncream863 on May 20, 10 at 11:04am

    wow thats not good...first :D

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    Submitted by Brusseller on May 20, 10 at 10:17pm

    If she was that bad then odds are she would of stabbed you with something by the end of the night. You are so much better off

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    Submitted by ejk_81 on May 21, 10 at 12:33am

    No means no, dude. But it's sex... if you don't want her don't you know anyone to pass her off on?

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    Submitted by sexyupsguy on May 20, 10 at 1:41pm

    How stupid can you be? lol

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    Submitted by estelle on May 20, 10 at 10:24pm

    really was it that bad was she fat or ugly or both