Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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if you're having sex for pebbles, i got a gravel driveway....
Well, it's true that adelie penguins exchange rocks... however they also mate for life.
Firsty, I do not understand what pretzels do to you. I love pretzels, but I never feel an overwhelming need to be a douche when I eat them...
Read it in cosmo. Not funny.
My thoughts exactly. Thank you.
Yeah cause penguin costumes are really hot and all the guys are gonna want to have sex with you
Rule 3: DONT FUCK A FURRY!!! NO EXCEPTIONS! (lol gravel driveway...)
Penguin Suit up?
Definitely read this in Cosmo yesterday, awesome.
Stop reading cosmo, whore.
cosmo is funny!! love cosmo
If I was a penguin, I'd give another penguin a grilled cheese
prostitution for penguins. you know i also learned that from the zoo tour guides.....
I had hoped firsty had died...no luck there
I'd rather mate with Cthulhu than a penguin.
hahah cosmopolitan. 100 sex facts youre dying to know :)
Also not funny: pretzel guy
penguins only have sex with other penguins, good luck finding another penguin at any Halloween parties. This is stupid all the way around...
Thank you cosmo (:
That was in this month's Cosmo!
Sounds like my ex-wife.
You totally learned that from cosmo!! :)
Just learned that from cosmo
Fun fact: you have aids.
I love Cosmo.
Hentailover, I love you! Couldn't have said it better myself.
@TheRuleBook I would...... Just sayin
totally just read that in cosmo lol
FAP FAP FAP
Just bought that cosmo issue today too haha
A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.\n\nAn adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum.\n\nIn Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.\n\nThe word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to exercise naked."\n\nThere are penguin prostitutes <a href="http://www.iwantandneedsex.com
@Cthulhu \nwrong\n\nIt's "THESE PRETZELS... ARE MAKING ME THIRSTYYYY!!!"
actually, Cthulhu had it right the Firsty time :) These pretzels are making me Firsty! :)
All this dirty talk is making me Firsty.