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  • Submitted by jasboo on Sep 19, 10 at 2:43pm

    if you're having sex for pebbles, i got a gravel driveway....

  • Submitted by asajjventress on Sep 19, 10 at 2:51pm

    Well, it's true that adelie penguins exchange rocks... however they also mate for life.

  • Submitted by hentailover on Sep 19, 10 at 3:04pm

    Firsty, I do not understand what pretzels do to you. I love pretzels, but I never feel an overwhelming need to be a douche when I eat them...

  • Submitted by bertog on Sep 19, 10 at 2:12pm

    Read it in cosmo. Not funny.

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      Submitted by summer11 on Sep 21, 10 at 7:27pm

      My thoughts exactly. Thank you.

  • Submitted by madi475 on Sep 19, 10 at 7:05pm

    Yeah cause penguin costumes are really hot and all the guys are gonna want to have sex with you

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Sep 19, 10 at 3:36pm

    Rule 3: DONT FUCK A FURRY!!! NO EXCEPTIONS! (lol gravel driveway...)

  • Submitted by IrregularMe on Sep 19, 10 at 3:24pm

    Penguin Suit up?

  • Submitted by jjjjen on Sep 19, 10 at 4:03pm

    Definitely read this in Cosmo yesterday, awesome.

  • Submitted by h2kkeister2002 on Sep 19, 10 at 10:34pm

    Stop reading cosmo, whore.

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      Submitted by sassyfattie on Sep 22, 10 at 4:59am

      cosmo is funny!! love cosmo

  • Submitted by Grilled_Cheese on Sep 19, 10 at 4:54pm

    If I was a penguin, I'd give another penguin a grilled cheese

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    Submitted by whoOojackie on Sep 19, 10 at 9:05pm

    I had hoped firsty had died...no luck there

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    Submitted by alpinestar on Sep 19, 10 at 4:37pm

    That was in this month's Cosmo!

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    Submitted by kisskrissxo on Sep 19, 10 at 5:59pm

    prostitution for penguins. you know i also learned that from the zoo tour guides.....

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    Submitted by bl00dsucker on Sep 19, 10 at 10:44pm

    I'd rather mate with Cthulhu than a penguin.

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    Submitted by snarkyfellow420 on Sep 19, 10 at 11:18pm

    Sounds like my ex-wife.

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    Submitted by amberina17 on Sep 19, 10 at 10:18pm

    hahah cosmopolitan. 100 sex facts youre dying to know :)

  • Submitted by Smartastic on Sep 19, 10 at 8:16pm

    penguins only have sex with other penguins, good luck finding another penguin at any Halloween parties. This is stupid all the way around...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 10 at 7:25pm

    Also not funny: pretzel guy

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    Submitted by kaitlynlee on Sep 20, 10 at 1:32am

    I love Cosmo.

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    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Sep 19, 10 at 8:49pm

    COSMO!!!!

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    Submitted by kgsutter on Sep 20, 10 at 3:16am

    Thank you cosmo (:

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    Submitted by LVgirliegirl87 on Sep 19, 10 at 9:44pm

    Cosmo!

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    Submitted by da503 on Sep 19, 10 at 11:44pm

    Cosmo!!

  • Submitted by fizzler on Sep 19, 10 at 4:00pm

    You totally learned that from cosmo!! :)

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    Submitted by SALIA on Sep 20, 10 at 2:11am

    Hentailover, I love you! Couldn't have said it better myself.

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    Submitted by shelalahhh on Sep 19, 10 at 6:18pm

    Just learned that from cosmo

  • Submitted by blackhalfrican on Sep 20, 10 at 1:20am

    Fun fact: you have aids.

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    Submitted by krissylou12 on Sep 22, 10 at 1:12pm

    totally just read that in cosmo lol

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    Submitted by kstar1980 on Sep 20, 10 at 12:42am

    Just bought that cosmo issue today too haha

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    Submitted by MASTER_DEBATER on Sep 19, 10 at 11:30pm

    FAP FAP FAP

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    Submitted by mrkawiman on Sep 19, 10 at 10:54pm

    @TheRuleBook I would...... Just sayin

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    Submitted by lovelopez on Sep 15, 12 at 3:57am

    A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.\n\nAn adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum.\n\nIn Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.\n\nThe word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to exercise naked."\n\nThere are penguin prostitutes <a href="http://www.iwantandneedsex.com

  • Submitted by yeahokay on Sep 19, 10 at 2:37pm

    @Cthulhu \nwrong\n\nIt's "THESE PRETZELS... ARE MAKING ME THIRSTYYYY!!!"

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      Submitted by firsty on Sep 19, 10 at 2:55pm

      actually, Cthulhu had it right the Firsty time :) These pretzels are making me Firsty! :)

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      Submitted by zuzuzu3 on Sep 20, 10 at 5:20pm

      Seinfeld!

  • Submitted by Cthulhu on Sep 19, 10 at 2:13pm

    All this dirty talk is making me Firsty.