Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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if you're having sex for pebbles, i got a gravel driveway....
Well, it's true that adelie penguins exchange rocks... however they also mate for life.
Firsty, I do not understand what pretzels do to you. I love pretzels, but I never feel an overwhelming need to be a douche when I eat them...
Read it in cosmo. Not funny.
My thoughts exactly. Thank you.
Yeah cause penguin costumes are really hot and all the guys are gonna want to have sex with you
Rule 3: DONT FUCK A FURRY!!! NO EXCEPTIONS! (lol gravel driveway...)
Penguin Suit up?
Stop reading cosmo, whore.
cosmo is funny!! love cosmo
If I was a penguin, I'd give another penguin a grilled cheese
Definitely read this in Cosmo yesterday, awesome.
prostitution for penguins. you know i also learned that from the zoo tour guides.....
I had hoped firsty had died...no luck there
Also not funny: pretzel guy
You totally learned that from cosmo!! :)
I'd rather mate with Cthulhu than a penguin.
That was in this month's Cosmo!
hahah cosmopolitan. 100 sex facts youre dying to know :)
Sounds like my ex-wife.
Thank you cosmo (:
penguins only have sex with other penguins, good luck finding another penguin at any Halloween parties. This is stupid all the way around...
I love Cosmo.
Fun fact: you have aids.
Just learned that from cosmo
Hentailover, I love you! Couldn't have said it better myself.
@TheRuleBook I would...... Just sayin
FAP FAP FAP
totally just read that in cosmo lol
Just bought that cosmo issue today too haha
A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.\n\nAn adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum.\n\nIn Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.\n\nThe word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to exercise naked."\n\nThere are penguin prostitutes <a href="http://www.iwantandneedsex.com
@Cthulhu \nwrong\n\nIt's "THESE PRETZELS... ARE MAKING ME THIRSTYYYY!!!"
actually, Cthulhu had it right the Firsty time :) These pretzels are making me Firsty! :)
All this dirty talk is making me Firsty.