I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
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You can impress your vibrator.
So is the OP a dude or chick? Obviously girls shave pretty much their entire self before they go out so that's understandable and makes perfect sense but it could be a guy. I'm a guy and I hate shaving my face and only like to do so if I know it's going to get burriered between some tig ole bitties or in a beaver
stop writing discomforting novels