while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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No, that means he's in love with his own dick. If he put a picture of your pussy up there, Then it's love.
I heard Brett Favre did the same thing.
and youre so much better?
1994, if you're referring to me, yes. I think the majority of the people on here get tired of seeing first on every text. Someone has to be first, always, so why not steal their thunder a little. Sorry.
Aww all the "first" douche bags couldn't claim it cause they were drooling over thought of having this guy's cock on their phone. Losers!
Wow, standards lower than my girlfriend. I am impressed.