I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
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Hahahaha I nearly spit my cup of lard all over my key board!
I was expecting this to be another fucking annoying text that ends in "That high." ..but I was pleasantly surprised.
Also they can't be thaaat fat because the cookie dough actually make it to the oven
The sad part is that this person is probably skinny
Texas!!!!\n\n\nFat!!!\n\n\n(couldn't resist :D)
I've never really been even pudgy, but I have been that bored. Or it could be the fact I used to be a cookie addict and it was an act of congress to get them in my house. And definately agree with all those who said that he/she couldn't be thaaatt fat. For get the oven, the dough actually made it to the pan. I've seen fat kids eat it straight out of the wrapper/container. ^_^
a real fatty would just eat the cookie dough
If you are a female, you are not fat. You are just doing your job, standing by the oven, cooking.
Or a whole new level of high.
Do sit ups and push ups while you are on the floor.
How fat are you damn
Someone must be stoned
ha I love this
Haha. I do the same thing.....NOT! It's not that ur fat. It's that u love cookies!!!
Damn..I definitely want some cookies now, I'm such a pig!!!
Hhhaha FIRST BITCHES!!
Naw you just love cookies! Who doesn't!