I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
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Hahahaha I nearly spit my cup of lard all over my key board!
I was expecting this to be another fucking annoying text that ends in "That high." ..but I was pleasantly surprised.
Also they can't be thaaat fat because the cookie dough actually make it to the oven
Texas!!!!\n\n\nFat!!!\n\n\n(couldn't resist :D)
If you are a female, you are not fat. You are just doing your job, standing by the oven, cooking.
I've never really been even pudgy, but I have been that bored. Or it could be the fact I used to be a cookie addict and it was an act of congress to get them in my house. And definately agree with all those who said that he/she couldn't be thaaatt fat. For get the oven, the dough actually made it to the pan. I've seen fat kids eat it straight out of the wrapper/container. ^_^
The sad part is that this person is probably skinny
a real fatty would just eat the cookie dough
Do sit ups and push ups while you are on the floor.
Or a whole new level of high.
How fat are you damn
Someone must be stoned
ha I love this
Haha. I do the same thing.....NOT! It's not that ur fat. It's that u love cookies!!!
Damn..I definitely want some cookies now, I'm such a pig!!!
Hhhaha FIRST BITCHES!!
Naw you just love cookies! Who doesn't!