just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...