I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits