That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Someone signed my nipple.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..