So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Someone signed my nipple.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!