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  • 87 65
    Submitted by Manupbeotch on Nov 16, 10 at 6:27pm

    It seems like we sorta fuel rick_scott's ego when we tell him to die or shut up. He probably wasnt loved as a child cuz daddy was busy bringing bread to the table and snorting cocaine while his mom wiped his ass and popped percocets to cope with her shit life. And he grew up and ended up neglected and became the fudge-packing, attention-seeking whore that we see on TFLN daily. Many others exist. This is why i believe in occasional euthanasia.... If he ties the knot, ill kick the chair.

  • 87 71
    Submitted by trueloveinmae on Nov 18, 10 at 2:04pm

    Apparently, you pay in cash.

  • 76 67
    Submitted by nightlithium on Nov 23, 10 at 1:37am

    Change that to 'The drunken clam' And you've got a hit spinoff!

  • 77 75
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Nov 16, 10 at 6:48pm

    If I was an oyster I'd drink constantly.

  • 77 88
    Submitted by etherealnyte on Nov 17, 10 at 1:36pm

    Bahahaha. This is the best text I've seen on here in a whiile.

  • 66 79
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Nov 16, 10 at 2:31pm

    I wiped my ass with the evidence....

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Manupbeotch on Nov 17, 10 at 10:53am

    @ilikcheez - Thank you for the compliments regarding my speech thing. I was bored in a parking lot as I awaited my brother so I figured nothing was stopping me. Although I cant really understand if you were saying my username is immature (which it is) or if you were talking about noticing rick_scott's username. But either way, thank you for appreciating the effort! *thumbs up*

  • 57 77
    Submitted by ilikcheez on Nov 16, 10 at 10:32pm

    @Manupbeotch ...That was pretty deep. Plus, I appreciate the irony. A mature, well-thought out speech, and then you notice the username.

  • Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 16, 10 at 2:08pm

    And the herpes. You're fired.

    • 72 74
      Submitted by bandkid27 on Nov 16, 10 at 2:26pm

      STFU and get banned already!

    • 76 65
      Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 16, 10 at 5:12pm

      WE HATE YOU. YOU NEED TO EAT SHIT AND DIE. IN A FIRE.