the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
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It seems like we sorta fuel rick_scott's ego when we tell him to die or shut up. He probably wasnt loved as a child cuz daddy was busy bringing bread to the table and snorting cocaine while his mom wiped his ass and popped percocets to cope with her shit life. And he grew up and ended up neglected and became the fudge-packing, attention-seeking whore that we see on TFLN daily. Many others exist. This is why i believe in occasional euthanasia.... If he ties the knot, ill kick the chair.
If I was an oyster I'd drink constantly.
Apparently, you pay in cash.
Change that to 'The drunken clam' And you've got a hit spinoff!
Bahahaha. This is the best text I've seen on here in a whiile.
I wiped my ass with the evidence....
@ilikcheez - Thank you for the compliments regarding my speech thing. I was bored in a parking lot as I awaited my brother so I figured nothing was stopping me. Although I cant really understand if you were saying my username is immature (which it is) or if you were talking about noticing rick_scott's username. But either way, thank you for appreciating the effort! *thumbs up*
@Manupbeotch ...That was pretty deep. Plus, I appreciate the irony. A mature, well-thought out speech, and then you notice the username.
And the herpes. You're fired.
STFU and get banned already!
WE HATE YOU. YOU NEED TO EAT SHIT AND DIE. IN A FIRE.