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  • Submitted by jasboo on Sep 5, 10 at 2:43pm

    you should swing through Nor Cal too....i'll buy you lunch....

  • Submitted by amonymous on Sep 5, 10 at 4:15pm

    Nothing like a few hundred miles of anticipation exploding all over you.

  • Submitted by stillhungover on Sep 5, 10 at 4:47pm

    Christ, three days? That's one hell of a blowjob.

  • Submitted by mwaha on Sep 5, 10 at 5:36pm

    Oh I get it. She's not able to talk now because she's on a plane. She won't be able to talk later because her mouth will be full.

  • Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Sep 5, 10 at 2:50pm

    I wanna know what the guy is doing. Seems to be doing something right! That's just damn impressive!

  • Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Sep 5, 10 at 4:52pm

    Why isn't he coming to you?

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      Submitted by Captain_Obvious_ on Sep 6, 10 at 4:37am

      Dont worry, he'll be cumming soon enough.

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        Submitted by mwaha on Sep 6, 10 at 9:05am


  • Submitted by firstysboner on Sep 5, 10 at 8:17pm

    Did someone really just ask what the fuck is in Oregon? Weed, weed, weed, oh and more dank weed..ohhhhh and I almost forgot about a 72 point shutout by our ducks yesterday, which I watched high :-) \n\n\n\nWe only farm one thing here in the northwest ;-p

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    Submitted by RazzleRack on Sep 5, 10 at 6:22pm

    Really? A plane ride just for a blow job? That's kinda pathetic, at least get some ass while your there.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 10 at 4:17pm

    ...what the fuck is in Oregon.

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    Submitted by dallas78 on Sep 5, 10 at 9:11pm

    Oregon is doing something right. My girlfriend was born and raised there and is a stone cold fox. Shes also smart, and not a whore.

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      Submitted by colabea on Sep 8, 10 at 5:39pm

      and shes pretty and thin and nice and cool and rad and fun and not ugly and awesome and boobies

  • Submitted by Sirsavage503 on Sep 5, 10 at 5:58pm

    Us Oregon guys are boss that's what's up

  • Submitted by h8whores on Sep 5, 10 at 4:09pm

    Long distance whore

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      Submitted by TheHerbalist on Sep 6, 10 at 2:34am

      Your bullshit morals have no place in TFLN.

  • 73 70
    Submitted by coolerderek on Sep 6, 10 at 2:48am

    THAT'S dedication

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    Submitted by raymond74 on Sep 7, 10 at 12:57am

    Oh the joys of craigslist

  • 66 60
    Submitted by 313bbl on Sep 8, 10 at 11:22pm

    That's first-class

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    Submitted by TheMxXx on Jun 20, 11 at 3:25am

    Have done this also. CA to GA and he paid for travel,hotel,food....old flame--but unfortunately didnt end up working out after all

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    Submitted by shanna061009 on Sep 5, 10 at 11:01pm

    Dallas78 really? grow up no one cares.

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    Submitted by shvirginia on Sep 6, 10 at 8:29pm

    Wat a coincidence! Im doin that too!

  • 66 71
    Submitted by epicfail57 on Sep 6, 10 at 8:55am

    Your flying that far and your only giving him a blow job? Fail on your part. He wants the sex.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 10 at 2:21pm

    Why is everyone assuming this person is a chick????

  • 72 84
    Submitted by thebatman on Sep 5, 10 at 7:21pm

    perhaps I was wrong. Perhaps original poster is actually a man that sent this text to his girlfriend. Even worse situation

  • 64 69
    Submitted by akodrea on Sep 5, 10 at 9:03pm

    I hope he paid for your first class plane ticket.

  • 69 80
    Submitted by thebatman on Sep 5, 10 at 7:19pm

    this girl send this text to her boyfriend. batman has spoken

  • 59 62
    Submitted by basshole911 on Sep 9, 10 at 2:29pm


  • 57 61
    Submitted by dumbdog1 on Sep 7, 10 at 12:44am

    How about u come to Hawaii

  • 60 69
    Submitted by dudeimshawn on Sep 6, 10 at 3:32am

    why not mae a road trip out of it and suck off every guy on the way

  • 70 89
    Submitted by haji on Sep 6, 10 at 12:30am

    What in the hell? This mofo is doin somethin right

  • 54 60
    Submitted by ttesroD on Sep 6, 10 at 7:47am

    Actually she may not see you in three days...on account of a 3 day load being shot into her eyes

  • 64 80
    Submitted by squibkick on Sep 6, 10 at 2:19am

    Meet you in Oregon!

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    Submitted by budgerbutt on Sep 6, 10 at 3:39am

    that's straight dedication

  • 55 69
    Submitted by freakgirl on Sep 6, 10 at 10:14am

    Plane ride to Oregon? Get to hang out for 3 days? Probably all for free...

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    Submitted by missbitch84 on Sep 6, 10 at 10:07pm

    have done this, except i went to ga, and yes it was all paid for by him. not me. difference being we are old school mates

  • Submitted by superhead on Sep 5, 10 at 8:13pm

    Don't forget to swallow, that's a good slut

  • Submitted by ly0ntamer on Sep 5, 10 at 8:40pm

    I hope she has a layover in Oklahoma.

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    Submitted by mastachop on Sep 6, 10 at 1:12pm

    A three day BJ? And your willing to travel? Nice work.

  • Submitted by Bloogenbargen on Sep 5, 10 at 2:34pm