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  • you know what else takes way longer to go away? children.

    Submitted by tbomber on Dec 19, 10 at 1:37pm
  • pregnancy is the most effective form of birth control.

    Submitted by MoFruity on Dec 19, 10 at 11:44am
  • On the bright side, you can fuck her with no probabilities of a baby happening.

    Submitted by bandkid27 on Dec 19, 10 at 11:29am
    • It's not a possibility, there will be a baby, he just didn't get to participate in the fun part of the deal

      Submitted by yfz501 on Dec 19, 10 at 11:42am
  • Hey, at least she puts out..

    Submitted by MVD on Dec 19, 10 at 11:31am
  • Huge pregnancy boobies FTW

    Submitted by tangerineballs on Dec 19, 10 at 1:23pm
  • There was Greek senator's wife back in the DAY who only fooled around with other men when she was expecting her husband's child. Now that's awesome.

    Submitted by tdg on Dec 19, 10 at 11:55am
  • What if she gets hit in the face with a brick or something?

    Submitted by eveiw on Dec 19, 10 at 4:05pm
  • It's a trap!

    Submitted by arthurlux on Dec 19, 10 at 2:29pm
  • Plus you can't knock them up while they are already knocked up. It's a win win baby.

    Submitted by cwelkman on Dec 19, 10 at 5:07pm
  • I feel bad for you brrrx, only having a chance with a girl if she's wasted... sad.

    Submitted by Barbarossa on Dec 19, 10 at 8:26pm
  • Make sure the baby daddy isn't still involved

    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Dec 19, 10 at 6:58pm
  • Good luck with that, considering she can't drink.

    Submitted by brrrx on Dec 19, 10 at 8:21pm
  • Missing out on the obvious BABY she will have. Tired, baby carrying, no time to work out, boobs go 'down'... you're not thinking this through.

    Submitted by cmwings on Dec 19, 10 at 1:17pm
  • Not to mention the fact that there is a good chance she'll gain a lot of weight, which she'll be too busy to work off once she's had the baby.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Dec 23, 11 at 2:02am
  • Flawless logic.

    Submitted by airfields on Dec 19, 10 at 4:55pm
  • my bf has a fetish for pregnant chicks. he got a haircut by a very pregnant chick, we had to pull over on the way home to get freaky, he couldn't contain himself. some guys like that stuff, to each his own

    Submitted by miss_lauren on Jun 28, 11 at 8:50am
  • @ tbomber: that's why you have her get a sitter, do her at her place, and then don't call back. Child problem solved.

    Submitted by CooperK13 on Dec 19, 10 at 11:09pm
    • no one wants advice from someone who can't figure out the reply button.

      Submitted by tbomber on Mar 10, 11 at 11:32pm
  • Refreshing to see some long term thinkers

    Submitted by stikybriches on Jan 5, 13 at 6:15am