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  • 7:54 - a real man will tell you that it's okay to ride the red river, just don't drink from it. A warrior is gonna tell you the taste of copper and salt is refreshing and hit it with his clown face on. Red wings!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:39am
  • BIG FUCKIN TONE ahahaha youre killin me. no but seriously

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:48pm
  • 7:34 you're a moron. That is all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:35pm
  • Maybe you should try skinny chicks instead,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 6:24pm
  • wow...hippos? really? When you are 80 years old and you are wondering why karma has kicked your ass...think back to this time in your life and perhaps you will understand. Grow up dude. Live and love. Hater.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:48am
  • what what, in the butt? i said what what, in the butt? you wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? you wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? you wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? let's do it in the butt! OKAY!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:24pm
  • Ahh, good ol' Minnesota, nothing like going hoggin'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:24pm
  • But it only takes two of 'em to surround you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:41pm
  • Wtf niggas.. That shit is motha fuckin crazy cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:57am
  • She's fat. I'm drunk. It's on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:26pm
  • 11:53 I love you. Lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:30am
  • More cushion for the pushin :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:47pm
  • Sounds like u liked it if u couldn't out run those heffers!!! ( big tone strikes agian)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:41pm
  • Tag teamed by four BBW chicks? Revel in it my friend, it just don't get any better than that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:18pm
  • Spicey was big burly and strong his pipes were gigantic and so was his schlong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:28pm
  • 8:39 - It's iron, actually. That's why steel and blood taste similar. ... Don't ask how I know this. It was a dark night for Chemistry lab...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:15am
  • Actually, those are referred to as marbles. The hippos are marblevores.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:53pm
  • fat chicks are vicious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:50pm
  • 5:37: actually, hippos are quite fast on land. most can outrun (& catch & kill) humans. too bad we can't sic one on big tone. :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:47pm
  • you ever been surrounded by 4 large women?? do you know the grip strength of these women?? plus trying to not spill a drink, quite the task.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:47pm
  • All you had to do was run. Hippos are huge, but slow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:37pm
  • 7:54, how do you feel about anal?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:06pm
  • 1:48 - When these hippos are 40 and dying from heart disease and obesity related problems, eating and lack of exercise will have already kicked their ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:49am
  • And that's the most action you've ever seen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:35pm
  • i find this freaking hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:13pm
  • Hope he tied a board to his ass before going in....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:01pm
  • Unwillingly = lacked the balls to say no.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:10pm
  • One night at the pub a girl caught his eye big as a house, just the right size the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt the piper delivered his best pick-up line thought to himself, "this beast is all mine" the portly young lady could stand for no more grabbed his cojones and went for the door

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:34pm