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  • 80 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:39am

    7:54 - a real man will tell you that it's okay to ride the red river, just don't drink from it. A warrior is gonna tell you the taste of copper and salt is refreshing and hit it with his clown face on. Red wings!

  • 70 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:48pm

    BIG FUCKIN TONE ahahaha youre killin me. no but seriously

  • 69 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:35pm

    7:34 you're a moron. That is all

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:24pm

    Ahh, good ol' Minnesota, nothing like going hoggin'.

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 6:24pm

    Maybe you should try skinny chicks instead,

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:48am

    wow...hippos? really? When you are 80 years old and you are wondering why karma has kicked your ass...think back to this time in your life and perhaps you will understand. Grow up dude. Live and love. Hater.

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:24pm

    what what, in the butt? i said what what, in the butt? you wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? you wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? you wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? let's do it in the butt! OKAY!

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:47pm

    More cushion for the pushin :)

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:30am

    11:53 I love you. Lmao

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:18pm

    Tag teamed by four BBW chicks? Revel in it my friend, it just don't get any better than that!

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:41pm

    But it only takes two of 'em to surround you!

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:26pm

    She's fat. I'm drunk. It's on.

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:50pm

    fat chicks are vicious

  • 59 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:28pm

    Spicey was big burly and strong his pipes were gigantic and so was his schlong.

  • 59 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:41pm

    Sounds like u liked it if u couldn't out run those heffers!!! ( big tone strikes agian)

  • 57 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:47pm

    5:37: actually, hippos are quite fast on land. most can outrun (& catch & kill) humans. too bad we can't sic one on big tone. :/

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:57am

    Wtf niggas.. That shit is motha fuckin crazy cock

  • 54 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:53pm

    Actually, those are referred to as marbles. The hippos are marblevores.

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:49am

    1:48 - When these hippos are 40 and dying from heart disease and obesity related problems, eating and lack of exercise will have already kicked their ass

  • 53 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:37pm

    All you had to do was run. Hippos are huge, but slow.

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:47pm

    you ever been surrounded by 4 large women?? do you know the grip strength of these women?? plus trying to not spill a drink, quite the task.

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:06pm

    7:54, how do you feel about anal?

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:15am

    8:39 - It's iron, actually. That's why steel and blood taste similar. ... Don't ask how I know this. It was a dark night for Chemistry lab...

  • 50 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:35pm

    And that's the most action you've ever seen

  • 44 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:01pm

    Hope he tied a board to his ass before going in....

  • 51 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:34pm

    One night at the pub a girl caught his eye big as a house, just the right size the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt the piper delivered his best pick-up line thought to himself, "this beast is all mine" the portly young lady could stand for no more grabbed his cojones and went for the door

  • 36 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:13pm

    i find this freaking hilarious.

  • 37 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:10pm

    Unwillingly = lacked the balls to say no.