In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
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Dont do it! It's a trap! If u reply u want titties she will put u on the "forbidden" list!!!
St. Patty's Day on a Saturday will be amateur hour x's 10.. This text is just a preview.
Whoever created that app is an @sshole!
whoever invented an app that prevents guys from seeing the maximum number of titties should be shot on sight
of course I want pictures of tits.
Why would ANYONE not want tit-pics???
I know a girl with tits
Your sister doesn't count. But she DOES have the nicest tits I've ever cum across
tit pics ftw its like seeing your pizza before it's delivered
Creator of app must be homo
People who spell it paddy look like idiots. Its not st padricks day.
Please get it right... Paddy. He's a bloke not a old woman...
That might be the least slutty way of asking if someone wants sex I've ever heard of.
shamrock shakes r disgusting. Fuck the shake and let's see some boobies!
Originally he was Maewyn Succat so I am pretty sure he would have happily gone as either name.
It's paddy not patty!
And I suppose ya have a puddy too.
... or gtfo!
Just put me in your contacts and off the list