He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
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who needs a gym membership when you can starve
grow up and do coke like a real adult \n-Daniel Tosh
Some of us die of drug abuse and other are in shape as we piss on the drug abuser's grave.
Who needs that when you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want and just throw it back up.