She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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not quite sure there is a better offer out there
Like what? Give an example...
Damn, I'll take constructive criticism like that all day long.
Indeed, the OP's friends would have a duty to shame the OP if he didn't bail in favor of an opportunity like this. Guy code makes it a moral imperative.
Legonut, you're a fucking idiot.
Who said it was some random girl? Chances are theyve met if she teaching me that
And I'm gonna go ahead and put out there if I don't answer my phone for the next two weeks I'm busy
Or your phone got drenched, which is just as good.
Fuck her, I did
I taught my girlfriend how to squirt. She didn't know she had it in her, no pun intended.
a horrible friend would be pissed off about this.
One of the best offers EVER!!!
Yeah, there's nothing about it being a one night stand or random hook up. First time I read it I figured it's a long time girlfriend
Legonut is an idiot...and B) where do I sign up for this class?
It's an interdisciplinary offering by the Womens' Studies and Physics departments: Bodily Fluid Dynamics 401 (and it's definitely a 400-level course).
1. Not that hard at all.\n2. Anatomy
love it.. my ex was a squirter. i have a dozen movies of us... hot to watch these days
how about I come over and show YOU how to make HER squirt!?
Clearly none of you have ever had an encounter with a squirter or you would know that it is not something you want! Your next day will be occupied with doing laundry getting yelled at by your roommates and maybe even buying a new mattress if you were unfortunate enough to try it on your own bed. If a girl ever tells you shes a squirter say nice to meet you, have a nice life ... dont get curious!
Roommates? Get your own place. Laundry? It needs to get done anyway; you might as well dirty your sheets. Speaking from personal experience (admittedly, long before I met my wife), squirters are worth the detergent.
No kidding. The last guy I soaked had to clean his couch, and he still didn't complain.
Seems like moonman doesn't know how to have fun. Squirters are fun!
If you're that worried about it put down a towel or something. Fuckin' smart right?
If I had the chance to get with a squirter I would. I tried to teach a girlfriend of mine but it didn't quite work out. I would gladly walk around in soaked clothes from a girl that can squirt.
Why not eat her out in the jacuzzi bathtub?\nNo soiled bed sheets or clothes and easy cleanup.
Anyone who vote this as a good night is dumb. Who the he'll has sex with random girls?!?!?!
there's this thing called a one night stand...
I'm guessing you don't have sex with anyone.
It's okay, man. You'll understand once you hit puberty.