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  • In Soviet Russia, we beat all sluts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:24am
    • this might be the only "in Soviet Russia" joke I find funny

      Submitted by Attica on Mar 29, 11 at 10:47pm
  • i think you're the slut you filthy fucking whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 2:09pm
  • Why the fuck does Anonymus always talk about Soviet Russia?!

    Submitted by simpleplan2499 on Aug 16, 10 at 11:22pm
  • was she naked on the treadmill?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:28am
  • I'm gonna buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:29pm
  • OMG- I am on the treadmill next to you! LOL Are you at Retro Fitness?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:39am
  • I can run at 9.0 but i can't text... have to slow down to 6.0

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:49pm
  • Only In st.augustine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:53pm
  • I can't even focus on a megazine at 7.5 I call bull shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:51pm
  • this makes my titties tingle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:29pm
  • I can't even read a magazine at 7.5 I call bs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:51pm
  • Fucking fake as he'll. It's hard to text on 4.0. 9.0 is running your dick off. Nice try whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:50pm
  • She must have small breasts! Ha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:26am
  • having actual sex on a treadmill and cumming 9 times FTW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:34am
  • Good times had by all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:22am
  • wow. haha I don't know what's worse. I saw a girl on 9 at the gym yesterday and she was texting. haha or the fact that it's from my city.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 11:18am
  • Did I ever tell you about the time BILL BRASKY shoved a tab of ectasy in his ass and then tongue kissed a horse to for four straight hours!? Here's to BILL BRASKY!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:27am
  • Whooooaaaa whooooreeee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:23pm
  • Just got my test back! High 5 it is!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:24pm
  • i don't believe it simply cause 9.0 is just absurdly fast. would have believed it at 5.0.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:13pm
  • who cares what the speed was...she just needs to post pics of her tits

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:53pm
  • Nah she was in lifestyles fitness

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:43pm
  • you stay classy, Jacksonville.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:35pm
  • I'd say this was Ellie but she's too much of a fatty to actually work out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:42pm
  • Freshmen girls are so lame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:52pm
  • i am totally going to do this but on an eliptical machine instead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:26pm
  • Tiger would be proud.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:12pm
  • This has my cousin written all over it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 12:42am
  • She can run fast and send dirty texts at the same time. Awesome. Sounds like a dirty freshman girl to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 7:35pm
  • l2txt. you people seriously lose all finger control when your legs move? it's not that hard, and if you fuck up there's a backspace button. It may have taken her a couple minutes to get right that but it's not impossible Also fail, sexting implies sex, not "distracted texting."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:13pm