I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
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Maybe they were emptied of Bacardi...but someone filled them with water?
Leftover residue from the Bacardi would have killed the fish hours ago, if the temperature change didn't do it first. /nitpick
Not difficult. When they finished drinking the bottles, they washed them out, then sank them in the fish tank. Empty bottles on the bottom of the fish tank explains everything. Including dilution and poison ratios. Especially if the fish tank was very large.
At least it didn't end with "please come get me."
Ur fish are swimming in EMPTY bottles?
First and sounds like a good night
Niiiigggggeeerrssss don't like glitter.
Sounds like my life
How did the fish even fit through the Bicardi whole?
(913): Glitter is the herpes of art supplies.
I was just about to say that, 1:10.
Suck my cock bitches!
How can fish swim in an EMPTY bottle?? It's not possible.
Good night for you, not so much for the fishies... Hope the bottles were filled with water...
By fish, he means sperm.
What's the problem with that?
how are they swimming..... in empty bottles.....
@ 110 = genius!
Sounds like a Lady Gaga party....
You all take it so seriously
Who gives a fuck? They're just fish.
So how does one interpret the drawn out p's? How do you pronounce that? Was that supposed to sound like "heeeelp!"? I've seen a lot of this lately and am very confused by it.
Swimming in empty bottles of bicardi... WTF HOW THE HELL DO FISH SWIM IN EMPTY BOTTLES OF BICARDI. what r they trying to be a knock of ke$ha song???
Seriously whoever's modding TFLN you need to do a better job. These aren't remotely funny anymore. Did TFLN get a new mod? If so, regret it.
Two things. One, people have been bitching about this since about day one. It's old and boring. Two, if you don't like the texts getting through, they're letting users vote on the ones in the submission queue. There's a "Moderate!" button at the top right. Not sure how much sway those votes have, but it does weed out the real chaff.
Lost the game and your pride is more like it...
Empty bottles, eh?
Sounds like a ke$ha song to me...
Wow 10:20, really?!
You, sir... You have lost the game!