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  • Maybe they were emptied of Bacardi...but someone filled them with water?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:20am
    • Leftover residue from the Bacardi would have killed the fish hours ago, if the temperature change didn't do it first. /nitpick

      Submitted by electricworry on Feb 1, 10 at 1:33pm
      • Not difficult. When they finished drinking the bottles, they washed them out, then sank them in the fish tank. Empty bottles on the bottom of the fish tank explains everything. Including dilution and poison ratios. Especially if the fish tank was very large.

        Submitted by thisfox on Feb 23, 14 at 5:08am
  • At least it didn't end with "please come get me."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:33am
  • Ur fish are swimming in EMPTY bottles?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:58pm
  • First and sounds like a good night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:07am
  • Sounds like my life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:18pm
  • Niiiigggggeeerrssss don't like glitter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:30am
  • How did the fish even fit through the Bicardi whole?

    Submitted by HeartMelter89 on Aug 17, 10 at 9:56pm
  • Poor fishies!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:06am
  • How can fish swim in an EMPTY bottle?? It's not possible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:58am
  • (913): Glitter is the herpes of art supplies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:58am
  • I was just about to say that, 1:10.

    Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Feb 7, 10 at 4:22pm
  • What's the problem with that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:08am
  • Suck my cock bitches!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:15am
  • By fish, he means sperm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:30pm
  • Good night for you, not so much for the fishies... Hope the bottles were filled with water...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:25am
  • how are they swimming..... in empty bottles.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:10am
  • You all take it so seriously

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:13am
  • Sounds like a Lady Gaga party....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:54pm
  • Who gives a fuck? They're just fish.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 3:04pm
  • Seriously whoever's modding TFLN you need to do a better job. These aren't remotely funny anymore. Did TFLN get a new mod? If so, regret it.

    Submitted by bpw on Feb 1, 10 at 1:29am
    • Two things. One, people have been bitching about this since about day one. It's old and boring. Two, if you don't like the texts getting through, they're letting users vote on the ones in the submission queue. There's a "Moderate!" button at the top right. Not sure how much sway those votes have, but it does weed out the real chaff.

      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 1, 10 at 3:18am
  • So how does one interpret the drawn out p's? How do you pronounce that? Was that supposed to sound like "heeeelp!"? I've seen a lot of this lately and am very confused by it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 4:36am
  • Lost the game and your pride is more like it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:31pm
  • Swimming in empty bottles of bicardi... WTF HOW THE HELL DO FISH SWIM IN EMPTY BOTTLES OF BICARDI. what r they trying to be a knock of ke$ha song???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:35am
  • Fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:43am
  • Empty bottles, eh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 4:31am
  • Sounds like a ke$ha song to me...

    Submitted by carolineeee on Feb 4, 11 at 7:27pm
  • You, sir... You have lost the game!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:20pm
  • Wow 10:20, really?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:48am