I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
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At least it didn't end with "please come get me."
Maybe they were emptied of Bacardi...but someone filled them with water?
Leftover residue from the Bacardi would have killed the fish hours ago, if the temperature change didn't do it first. /nitpick
Not difficult. When they finished drinking the bottles, they washed them out, then sank them in the fish tank. Empty bottles on the bottom of the fish tank explains everything. Including dilution and poison ratios. Especially if the fish tank was very large.
Ur fish are swimming in EMPTY bottles?
First and sounds like a good night
Niiiigggggeeerrssss don't like glitter.
Sounds like my life
(913): Glitter is the herpes of art supplies.
How can fish swim in an EMPTY bottle?? It's not possible.
How did the fish even fit through the Bicardi whole?
By fish, he means sperm.
Suck my cock bitches!
how are they swimming..... in empty bottles.....
@ 110 = genius!
I was just about to say that, 1:10.
You all take it so seriously
Seriously whoever's modding TFLN you need to do a better job. These aren't remotely funny anymore. Did TFLN get a new mod? If so, regret it.
Two things. One, people have been bitching about this since about day one. It's old and boring. Two, if you don't like the texts getting through, they're letting users vote on the ones in the submission queue. There's a "Moderate!" button at the top right. Not sure how much sway those votes have, but it does weed out the real chaff.
Sounds like a Lady Gaga party....
Good night for you, not so much for the fishies... Hope the bottles were filled with water...
What's the problem with that?
Lost the game and your pride is more like it...
Who gives a fuck? They're just fish.
So how does one interpret the drawn out p's? How do you pronounce that? Was that supposed to sound like "heeeelp!"? I've seen a lot of this lately and am very confused by it.
Empty bottles, eh?
Swimming in empty bottles of bicardi... WTF HOW THE HELL DO FISH SWIM IN EMPTY BOTTLES OF BICARDI. what r they trying to be a knock of ke$ha song???
Sounds like a ke$ha song to me...
You, sir... You have lost the game!
Wow 10:20, really?!