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  • Submitted by effyou on Jun 5, 10 at 7:31pm

    Rude? He said please.

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 5, 10 at 8:15pm

    Because calling your buddy's girlfriend ugly is a GREAT way to make sure he helps you get laid.

  • Submitted by Garner on Jun 5, 10 at 8:36pm

    Beggers can't be choosers! Although, asshole beggers apparently can.

  • 82 69
    Submitted by SippinSally on Jun 6, 10 at 1:38am

    He's just being honest and really knows what he doesn't want.

  • 78 69
    Submitted by mizzoufan88 on Jun 5, 10 at 7:28pm

    Lol dick move

  • 80 81
    Submitted by lovebug24 on Jun 5, 10 at 7:05pm

    rude

  • 73 71
    Submitted by bananahammok on Jun 5, 10 at 11:41pm

    LOL. Go T.O!!

  • 67 64
    Submitted by aquafina88 on Jun 9, 10 at 12:43pm

    and that's why he's single

  • 66 67
    Submitted by janelle278 on Jun 6, 10 at 6:05pm

    Wow, how fucked up.

  • 67 74
    Submitted by missy917 on Jun 6, 10 at 3:47am

    To be fair, we don't know what the girlfriend looks like. I mean, she could be uuuuuuuuuugly!

  • 70 80
    Submitted by destructo on Jun 5, 10 at 7:25pm

    Way to be honest.

  • 63 71
    Submitted by mybizzy on Jun 11, 10 at 12:47am

    Beggars can't be choosers and that's why your a loser.

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 10 at 7:26pm

    Toronto. w00t!

  • 61 70
    Submitted by guidette79 on Jun 6, 10 at 12:45am

    beggars can't be choosers

  • 67 86
    Submitted by LyriaKnight on Jun 5, 10 at 7:05pm

    Hahahahahahaha!!! Loooove this!!!

  • 56 73
    Submitted by vizslalover on Jun 8, 10 at 11:36pm

    Torontoooo

  • 61 83
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Jun 5, 10 at 7:16pm

    AHAHAHHAHAHA

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on Jun 6, 10 at 8:31am

    Burn.

  • 58 85
    Submitted by aidankelly on Jun 5, 10 at 8:43pm

    T.O.baby

  • 51 73
    Submitted by sumyungguy on Jun 5, 10 at 11:21pm

    What a douche

  • 55 84
    Submitted by rawrzzz95 on Jun 5, 10 at 7:20pm

    That's fuuuuuuunny hah

  • 43 63
    Submitted by batmanlololol on Jul 4, 10 at 9:27am

    LOL THIS IS FROM MY AREA TOO.\nCanada lmao.

  • 47 74
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jun 6, 10 at 10:16am

    Friends don't let friends date woofers. You sir are not a good friend so find your own dates.

  • 47 74
    Submitted by perry1995 on Jun 5, 10 at 7:30pm

    fuckin halarious

  • 43 70
    Submitted by urallstupid on Jun 7, 10 at 8:25pm

    But if he's asking for help, he must not be a good looking person.

  • 47 80
    Submitted by B1fukinshyt on Jun 5, 10 at 8:14pm

    I heard the fuck outta there

  • 45 77
    Submitted by coreyj87 on Jun 5, 10 at 9:18pm

    That's awesome

  • 36 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 10 at 11:37pm

    My hero