He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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And thats why I date a distance runner.
guess he goes the distance on and off the field ;)
sorry girl but try to get my number. I can go however long you want. I'm a soccer player.
How are Pretzels and the non word firsty funny wait they arnt
Yeah a long distance runner (or swimmer?) would likely be able to last for hours, yet look like a holocaust survivor while a sprinter likely looks like a Greek god. So it's your call.
Hey, I'm a slow poke
Just the sprinters. Look for 5k plus and high jumpers
Agian firsty still not a word
Get yourself a marathon runner Hun, they can go for 5 hours straight. No pain, no gain.
All athletes are pussies. Playing games to entertain children? Neat.
Firsty, finally out of hiding. You were missed. The haters missed you most of all. They are happy now.
These pretzels are making me Firsty. Also what a lame excuse.
thats lame...dont share pretzels with him
Yeah but still it's not a word. Or funny.
@viper dammit you still are the biggest munch for being jealous of a word cause you couldn't make up one and have people say how cool you are, and you still can't spell. On line on a Saturday night? Loser.
He's actually right. There is a documented relation between slow-twitch and fast-twitch muscles, reaction time, and what we refer to as premature ejaculation. Evolutionarily the one who climaxed the fastest would be most likely to impregnate a woman.
It still doesn't excuse his inability to hold off, though. A skill every man must learn.
what a douchbag..screws it up for good manwhores like myself
Lol arodyankee soccer players are the hugest pussies
I don't see how cardiovascular strenght be it sprint or long distance abilities would have anything to do with the mental blocks and skill required to not blow your load too soon. You are all retarted.
I refer to them as track stars cuz that's the only thing they're good at lol
Maddd respect for you firsty. You are a comic genius. Many hate you. It's silly. I just laugh.