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  • And thats why I date a distance runner.

    Submitted by anonny on Jul 24, 10 at 2:47pm
    • guess he goes the distance on and off the field ;)

      Submitted by gujuguy on Jul 24, 10 at 3:37pm
  • How are Pretzels and the non word firsty funny wait they arnt

    Submitted by viper4985 on Jul 24, 10 at 7:14pm
  • sorry girl but try to get my number. I can go however long you want. I'm a soccer player.

    Submitted by arodyankee10 on Jul 24, 10 at 8:28pm
  • Just the sprinters. Look for 5k plus and high jumpers

    Submitted by dpeacock37 on Jan 5, 12 at 2:01am
  • Yeah a long distance runner (or swimmer?) would likely be able to last for hours, yet look like a holocaust survivor while a sprinter likely looks like a Greek god. So it's your call.

    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 24, 10 at 5:57pm
  • Agian firsty still not a word

    Submitted by viper4985 on Jul 24, 10 at 7:10pm
  • Hey, I'm a slow poke

    Submitted by rustybucket on Jul 24, 10 at 3:10pm
  • All athletes are pussies. Playing games to entertain children? Neat.

    Submitted by An0n on Jul 26, 10 at 11:25am
  • thats lame...dont share pretzels with him

    Submitted by firstyrocks94 on Jul 24, 10 at 7:24pm
  • These pretzels are making me Firsty. Also what a lame excuse.

    Submitted by firsty on Jul 24, 10 at 2:35pm
  • Get yourself a marathon runner Hun, they can go for 5 hours straight. No pain, no gain.

    Submitted by owthatsmarts on Jul 24, 10 at 3:35pm
  • Fake

    Submitted by rendlesham on Jul 25, 10 at 1:46am
  • Firsty, finally out of hiding. You were missed. The haters missed you most of all. They are happy now.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 24, 10 at 3:07pm
  • Yeah but still it's not a word. Or funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 2:26pm
  • He's actually right. There is a documented relation between slow-twitch and fast-twitch muscles, reaction time, and what we refer to as premature ejaculation. Evolutionarily the one who climaxed the fastest would be most likely to impregnate a woman.

    Submitted by bonfiredb on Jul 24, 10 at 6:10pm
    • It still doesn't excuse his inability to hold off, though. A skill every man must learn.

      Submitted by bonfiredb on Jul 24, 10 at 6:14pm
  • @viper dammit you still are the biggest munch for being jealous of a word cause you couldn't make up one and have people say how cool you are, and you still can't spell. On line on a Saturday night? Loser.

    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 24, 10 at 7:33pm
  • Lol arodyankee soccer players are the hugest pussies

    Submitted by shitshows on Jun 6, 12 at 2:46am
  • I don't see how cardiovascular strenght be it sprint or long distance abilities would have anything to do with the mental blocks and skill required to not blow your load too soon. You are all retarted.

    Submitted by Terminal_Lance on Jul 25, 10 at 2:14am
  • what a douchbag..screws it up for good manwhores like myself

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 24, 10 at 2:53pm
  • That's Quacktastic!

    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 24, 10 at 10:11pm
  • I refer to them as track stars cuz that's the only thing they're good at lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 10 at 2:56pm
  • Maddd respect for you firsty. You are a comic genius. Many hate you. It's silly. I just laugh.

    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 24, 10 at 2:48pm