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  • Submitted by Phys on Feb 17, 11 at 1:53pm

    That streak needs to end ASAP. I'm even willing to help you end it out of the goodness of my heart

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      Submitted by said8ED on Feb 17, 11 at 3:51pm

      That's so unselfish of you. You're like....Gandhi

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    Submitted by canonymous on Feb 17, 11 at 2:04pm

    well to end either of these streaks you need something white.maybe sunscreen,milk and ...

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    Submitted by IA3471 on Feb 17, 11 at 4:59pm

    But Lent is only one month...

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    Submitted by ghost900 on Feb 17, 11 at 9:15pm

    God i love sluts

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    Submitted by janesaddiction on Feb 17, 11 at 4:26pm

    I'm conflicted. I agree but I don't want to vote this a good night.

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    Submitted by dirtybongh2o on Feb 17, 11 at 3:01pm

    damn two months!? what you need is a good mouth fucking!

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    Submitted by monicaluv on Feb 17, 11 at 1:55pm

    My fave thing to do!!

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Feb 17, 11 at 3:22pm

    Or like two months without sex. Wait. That's not a metaphor.

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      Submitted by arthurlux on Feb 17, 11 at 5:35pm

      It's not even a simile.

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        Submitted by emmykb on Feb 17, 11 at 11:07pm

        it's not even a hyperbole

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          Submitted by Wareve on Feb 17, 11 at 11:58pm

          That was clever.

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    Submitted by steeldude on Feb 17, 11 at 11:55pm

    guess you won't let them wire your mouth shut again

    • 44 62
      Submitted by said8ED on Feb 18, 11 at 4:29am

      Fekkin' HILARIOUS

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    Submitted by ffac789 on Feb 17, 11 at 4:21pm

    I'm here to give you your daily dose of coffee, and a penis to give head to.

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    Submitted by MadF00L on Feb 17, 11 at 2:25pm

    So... You like sun and coffee?

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    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Feb 17, 11 at 4:44pm

    And then some moron kicked the door in right in the middle of said blowjob!

  • 61 80
    Submitted by said8ED on Feb 17, 11 at 2:31pm

    so...you're quitting smoking?

  • 47 69
    Submitted by flysolo78 on Feb 18, 11 at 2:13pm

    Where do I find a girl like this that I want to keep around?

  • 48 71
    Submitted by asshole1202 on Feb 17, 11 at 7:12pm

    I love your lode

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    Submitted by dcbrent on Feb 18, 11 at 2:22am

    This has to be a guy. No straight chick loves that this much.

  • 45 70
    Submitted by imdown on Feb 17, 11 at 9:32pm

    Same. But more like since... Hmm September??

  • 42 65
    Submitted by famlytree on Feb 19, 11 at 7:32pm

    I need to meet her

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    Submitted by Kade248 on Feb 17, 11 at 9:30pm

    Damn now that your doing it again can I be next? :-)

  • Submitted by cjhoops on Feb 17, 11 at 1:50pm

    And they eata the poo-poo likea dis!

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    Submitted by Juushiki on Feb 19, 11 at 7:30pm

    Holy shit. We must fix this situation

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    Submitted by mbrown768 on Feb 17, 11 at 9:01pm

    I'll help to, got getting karma is fun!

  • Submitted by GoodLuckImWhite on Feb 17, 11 at 10:17pm

    Anyone who said this wad a good night is dumb. Giving head might cause you to choke the sun for cancer and caffeine that will mess your sleep up

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      Submitted by Wareve on Feb 17, 11 at 11:59pm

      First sentence, more less correct. Second sentence, BS.