i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
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That streak needs to end ASAP. I'm even willing to help you end it out of the goodness of my heart
That's so unselfish of you. You're like....Gandhi
But Lent is only one month...
well to end either of these streaks you need something white.maybe sunscreen,milk and ...
I'm conflicted. I agree but I don't want to vote this a good night.
God i love sluts
damn two months!? what you need is a good mouth fucking!
And then some moron kicked the door in right in the middle of said blowjob!
guess you won't let them wire your mouth shut again
I'm here to give you your daily dose of coffee, and a penis to give head to.
I love your lode
So... You like sun and coffee?
Damn now that your doing it again can I be next? :-)
I need to meet her
My fave thing to do!!
Where do I find a girl like this that I want to keep around?
Same. But more like since... Hmm September??
And they eata the poo-poo likea dis!
Or like two months without sex. Wait. That's not a metaphor.
It's not even a simile.
it's not even a hyperbole
That was clever.
so...you're quitting smoking?
This has to be a guy. No straight chick loves that this much.
Anyone who said this wad a good night is dumb. Giving head might cause you to choke the sun for cancer and caffeine that will mess your sleep up
First sentence, more less correct. Second sentence, BS.
Holy shit. We must fix this situation
I'll help to, got getting karma is fun!