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  • 45 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:23pm
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    Pray for your sins Gina.. God loves dirty thoughts in church.

  • 47 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:30am
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    God knows what you want to touch

  • 41 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 9:48am
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    definition of dallas

  • 42 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 12:34am
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    It's bad when you can pick out which mike this. I'm sure there are a lot of them in my area code. But I know this one. Bahahaha.

  • 40 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:40am
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    fuck yeah dallas sluts

  • 45 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:00am
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    I'm too ticklish for that kinda foreplay

  • 39 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:22am
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    straight to hel lol

  • 34 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:53pm
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    Lmao! I've got a couple of texts while in church too

  • 39 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:10am
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    It's sad because i know a lot of people who would think this was about me.even the area code is right. but id have castrated him if he ever said something like that

  • 37 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:41am
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    hahahahaha!! u liked it!! Don't hate on Mike!

  • 40 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 7:05pm
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    Eeesh thtas jsut made my night haha so funny !

  • 39 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:21pm
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    you shold do it in the church building. good times

  • 38 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:50pm
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    hahaha i love this guy

  • 37 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 6:22pm
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    Do it Mike! And turn your cell phone off while in church a hole!

  • 15 25
    Submitted by sdmanbearpig on Apr 28, 11 at 1:14pm
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    Best text ever

  • 4 4
    Submitted by jltc on Mar 22, 12 at 3:14pm
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    God doesn't mind sex, but he does tend to get pissed off by people texting in church.

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