Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
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She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk