1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
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Ambidextrous: you spelled it wrong.
This is one of my fave drunk text sequences ever. I'm gonna have to steal "noodle arms: engage!" and find *some* time to use that...
Does #5 translate to “you fucked me straight”?
I may love this person.
Finally, a drunk text that sounds like what I send to my roommate.
So #5 = you fucked me straight\n\nright?
This could have been me!