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  • 51 35
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Mar 29, 13 at 4:28pm

    Ambidextrous: you spelled it wrong.

  • 38 33
    Submitted by pablohosehead on Mar 29, 13 at 3:31pm

    This is one of my fave drunk text sequences ever. I'm gonna have to steal "noodle arms: engage!" and find *some* time to use that...

  • 31 27
    Submitted by flame_alchemist1 on Mar 30, 13 at 7:01am

    *lifestyle

  • 30 28
    Submitted by k688 on Mar 29, 13 at 7:01pm

    I may love this person.

  • 30 34
    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Apr 1, 13 at 8:47pm

    Does #5 translate to “you fucked me straight”?

  • 24 26
    Submitted by BeccaMae on Mar 30, 13 at 4:28am

    Finally, a drunk text that sounds like what I send to my roommate.

  • 23 29
    Submitted by daisydukeluke on Mar 31, 13 at 3:44am

    This could have been me!

  • 21 31
    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Apr 1, 13 at 8:45pm

    So #5 = you fucked me straight\n\nright?