I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.