I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
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4:52, 4:32 here. Phew! Thanks. You're probably right.
walk of shames are SO true. this shit happens DAILY at ECU. 7 days week. We go hard. GO PIRATES :)
well my worst walk of shame was the night after halloween last year. walked a mile down the busiest street on my campus in a VERY slutty sailor costume with jungle juice spilled ALL over it, holding my high heals. walked past people eating outside stairing at me, then got to my dorm building and this old lady opens the door for me and literally said "have fun last night?"
i ended up in the ER because my friend got alcohol poisoning and i was at dudes house.. went back to her apt and i was locked out.. so i went w/ dude (he had to drive cuz my keys were locked at friends apt) still dressed as a french maid with a whip to the ER to get my friend.... not a pleasant experience lol
2.36 i always stride of pride. if you look like shit, its the rehab rockstar look, it works. well, it does if youre not fat.
I'm in the ECU lib right now... Awesome
Oh c'mon people. You know you're going to hook up with someone. THATS FINE. Just carry a slightly larger purse and stuff a t-shirt or something in there. Think a little in advance and next time Stride of pride it.
Next time, call a cab?
ya, because something that gets talked about a lot can not possibly be real.
ive had worse... night after my sorority formal, shacked at my boyfriends frat and walked past an entire tour of prospective freshman... in a tshir with no bra, one high heel, on set of false eyelashes half glued on, makeup and hair everywhere with basketball shorts, holding my red dress in the other hand. i received a round of applause.
I'm so tired of "the walk of shame"
what do you do if you're fat?
Fuck the walk of shame... shut the fuck up!! Boo hoo, worst walk of shame. Best. Walk of shame. ever. Epin win, epic fail... SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!
2:38 said it pretty darn well...i've always just played the messy look
A collegiate walk of shame means u have finally grown up so kudos bitch
Walk of shame = getting caught leaving the house/room of someone you would be embarrassed to be seen with sober...
Stride of Pride = walking home looking like the night before rocked, or being seen leaving the house/room of a trophy screw.
Oh yes. That's how us ECU students roll! Go Pirates!
3:19--- didn't I see you on Dateline?
I'm going to second the "get a cab". Thank God I've never done the walk of shame, dudes always give me a ride home.
Same shit has happened to me...
WALK OF LAME TEXT. JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHERS.
Walk Of Shame if you live in the suburbs or the city... esp from Saturday night... I used to have to walk by a park on Sunday morning. Me and my mate would be like, "Don't be like us, kids." And all the parents give you dirty looks.
That's what happens when you go to East Carolina...I'm alumni... I know
hahahaha nice work ECU
FUCKING WALK OF SHAME NOT FUNNY
If it wasn't your vomit, consider it the walk of conquor... One hell of a night! Yes!
Walked past two tours and a previous funk buddy, in just a tiny robe, across entire campus, carrying glitter heels
Reppin eastern NC real hard. haha nice
2:29...too much caffiene, babe, WAY too much.
Should I be worried that these are the people that will be running things when I'm old?
252 albemarle area nc:)
Yeah! That's a pirate right there!
should rolled outta bed earlier.... or maybe not got into one to begin with if you're gonna regret it the next morning (or afternoon)
lol oooooh my gosh!! thats embarrassing!
ive done the walk of shame from the campus all the way to chicos where i parked my car the afternoon before. i feel your pain my friend.
I dont understand why it is so "shameful". So what if you had sex the previous night? Whats the big deal?
TAKE A SHOWER B4 U LEAVE IDIOTLOL
HAHA ecu... that's what you get for livin in the dorms
Yeah sinks are usually close by to wash out vomit
been there, done that.. its real.. so even if this text isnt real.. its happened to me... so its real.... fukkers...
9:57, i soooo hope you're a dude.
Bwuhahahahaha This text made me spill sippycup juice on my lap
enough with these walk of shame texts. They are all fake. Here is MY walk of shame ... on a crutch with a pledge candle up my ass, a creampie running down my thighs, and a gold star on my boob with the words "cunt" in sharpie on my forehead, next to the sharpie penis, with boxers on my head and then meeting my parents back at my dorm with my preacher. Worst walk of shame since Tuesday
252, ECU? i go there. and I've been there haha.