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  • Submitted by LadyTrip on Jun 15, 10 at 2:40pm

    Let us all assume that the person who wrote the text is female.

  • Submitted by divadollstylist on Jun 15, 10 at 2:56pm

    How stretched out is her snatch?

  • Submitted by ilyooou on Jun 15, 10 at 2:45pm

    She stuck the flask up her vajayjay to get it past security.

  • 96 62
    Submitted by bjbb24 on Jun 15, 10 at 3:43pm

    I always used to hide my flask in my clevage.

  • 89 73
    Submitted by Synseer on Jun 15, 10 at 6:28pm

    lol, you can't assume this is a woman, not in this day and age.

  • 71 49
    Submitted by hmjohnson92 on Jun 16, 10 at 11:10am

    Wow, keeping it classy Oregon

  • 79 74
    Submitted by vodkadude on Jun 15, 10 at 3:57pm

    I am feelin thirsty....

  • 66 58
    Submitted by PinkPenguin on Jun 16, 10 at 12:26am

    That's what large breasts are for. Either stick it between them or wear a dress that shows enough of them that no one cares!

  • 68 71
    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 15, 10 at 4:11pm

    You must look like you are packing some serious junk girl

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    Submitted by MrWatts82 on Jun 15, 10 at 2:50pm

    i dont think i'de be drinking anything out of that flask!!

    • 48 47
      Submitted by Herschel on Jun 17, 10 at 2:03am

      Hope you never expect a girl to go down on you either.

  • 56 59
    Submitted by bender on Dec 5, 10 at 10:05pm

    Whores rule!

  • 66 85
    Submitted by elmilor on Jun 15, 10 at 3:13pm

    But why??? If you're going to sneak something past security, at least bring weed or something..

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jun 16, 10 at 10:05pm

    either you have a weird shaped flask or a weird shaped vag

  • 47 55
    Submitted by sweetie00 on Jul 4, 10 at 12:35am

    Or did u?

  • 50 65
    Submitted by maynard on Jun 16, 10 at 2:44am

    Eeeeeew! Looooooosssseeee!

  • 48 61
    Submitted by devilwearsaa on Jun 15, 10 at 11:58pm

    dirty.

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 8:50am

    That's hot.

  • Submitted by Mondu on Jun 15, 10 at 3:24pm

    You must be fat or ugly, because if you were hot you could walk right in with a fifth of Jack

  • 54 86
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 15, 10 at 7:04pm

    Hundred-dollar bills. You'd be amazed where they let you go if you have enough of those.

    • 37 52
      Submitted by BobTheJanitor on Dec 8, 10 at 6:05am

      People who have $100 bills can buy their drinks at the bar, and don't need to bring a flask in the first place.

  • 52 86
    Submitted by enitenite on Jun 15, 10 at 7:07pm

    I'll bone ya! Nine1eight6two9five5two8

  • 45 95
    Submitted by Heythatsnotpunny on Jun 15, 10 at 8:04pm

    Sounds like you made a real 'boob' of yourself

  • Submitted by elmilor on Jun 15, 10 at 2:36pm

    Uh.. I don't get it