Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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Let us all assume that the person who wrote the text is female.
How stretched out is her snatch?
She stuck the flask up her vajayjay to get it past security.
I always used to hide my flask in my clevage.
lol, you can't assume this is a woman, not in this day and age.
I am feelin thirsty....
Wow, keeping it classy Oregon
That's what large breasts are for. Either stick it between them or wear a dress that shows enough of them that no one cares!
You must look like you are packing some serious junk girl
i dont think i'de be drinking anything out of that flask!!
Hope you never expect a girl to go down on you either.
But why??? If you're going to sneak something past security, at least bring weed or something..
either you have a weird shaped flask or a weird shaped vag
Or did u?
You must be fat or ugly, because if you were hot you could walk right in with a fifth of Jack
Hundred-dollar bills. You'd be amazed where they let you go if you have enough of those.
People who have $100 bills can buy their drinks at the bar, and don't need to bring a flask in the first place.
I'll bone ya! Nine1eight6two9five5two8
Sounds like you made a real 'boob' of yourself
Uh.. I don't get it