How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea