Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore