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  • Submitted by greenbumho on Jan 31, 10 at 6:29pm

    I hate you. You ruined my Saturday morning and made my boyfriend punch a hole in our wall. Fuck you drunken mistake, fuck you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 8:10pm

    Superbad is playing.lameee

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 7:22pm

    You and me both man haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 5:41pm

    This isn't ripped from Superbad.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:30pm

    That's strange, I thought you were the drunken mistake your mom made when she decided to keep you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:25pm

    Haha, poor guy. That's sad.

  • Submitted by huskerfan9287 on Jan 31, 10 at 10:47pm

    My question is why does everyone seem to think the guy is feeling bad for himself? He's sleeping with girls out of his league.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 5:14pm

    Aw I'm sorry

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:18pm

    Give youself a break! Some does love you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:36am

    SUPERBAD!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 5:30pm

    Then stop being a man ho

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:11am

    So I am I bro so am I

    • Submitted by makeitglow on Feb 1, 10 at 3:45pm

      i'd ask for a translation, but i'm pretty sure i figured this out...i hope you're drunk

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:08pm

    I am mclovin!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:16pm

    Hey bet u are beautiful inside

  • Submitted by Lul on Feb 1, 10 at 2:17pm

    kevin dusty is that mistake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 3:26am

    Shit now that's what I call a moment of clarity!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:59pm

    That sounds like fun...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 8:39pm

    Superbad!!!!!!¡¡

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:50am

    Lmao @ 10:30

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:47am

    We could be that mistake!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:51am

    I drunkenly fucked a guy from the 908 area Friday night. And yes it was a horrible mistake and I do hate myself. Jeff I'm sure you're a nice guy, but no.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 6:37pm

    Way to represent jersey

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:25am

    Me too, fuck it were still getting the pussy regardless

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 3:15am

    Me too :(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 5:15pm

    Ripped off from Superbad much?

    • Submitted by greenbumho on Jan 31, 10 at 6:35pm

      who cares. its funny. half these texts arent even real.

      • Submitted by Herschel on Jan 31, 10 at 11:53pm

        Why do you say that? We live in a world of six billion people. Surely a few dozen truly boneheaded, sexually explicit things are done on any given day. I'm not sure I've ever seen an entry on this site that tempted me to call bullshit. Yeah, a lot of them are stupid, even more are unlikely, but we're working off a really huge number of people here. Shit like this happens. Otherwise, why would it have been in Superbad in the first place?

        • Submitted by greenbumho on Feb 1, 10 at 12:54am

          You do realize that 99.9% of the people on this site are either from the US or Canada, right? Thats not a very large portion of the world.

          • Submitted by Herschel on Feb 1, 10 at 3:21am

            Fine then, 330 million. Still enough to do stupid shit on a regular basis and send texts about it to each other.

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    Submitted by LatinaDiva on Jun 6, 11 at 9:09am

    Hey consider yourself lucky that a lady is willing to fuck you!!!