So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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I hate you. You ruined my Saturday morning and made my boyfriend punch a hole in our wall. Fuck you drunken mistake, fuck you.
You and me both man haha
We could be that mistake!!!
This isn't ripped from Superbad.
That's strange, I thought you were the drunken mistake your mom made when she decided to keep you.
Superbad is playing.lameee
So I am I bro so am I
i'd ask for a translation, but i'm pretty sure i figured this out...i hope you're drunk
Aw I'm sorry
Haha, poor guy. That's sad.
Give youself a break! Some does love you
Shit now that's what I call a moment of clarity!
Way to represent jersey
Me too, fuck it were still getting the pussy regardless
That sounds like fun...
My question is why does everyone seem to think the guy is feeling bad for himself? He's sleeping with girls out of his league.
kevin dusty is that mistake
Lmao @ 10:30
I drunkenly fucked a guy from the 908 area Friday night. And yes it was a horrible mistake and I do hate myself. Jeff I'm sure you're a nice guy, but no.
Hey bet u are beautiful inside
I am mclovin!!!
Ripped off from Superbad much?
who cares. its funny. half these texts arent even real.
Why do you say that? We live in a world of six billion people. Surely a few dozen truly boneheaded, sexually explicit things are done on any given day. I'm not sure I've ever seen an entry on this site that tempted me to call bullshit. Yeah, a lot of them are stupid, even more are unlikely, but we're working off a really huge number of people here. Shit like this happens. Otherwise, why would it have been in Superbad in the first place?
You do realize that 99.9% of the people on this site are either from the US or Canada, right? Thats not a very large portion of the world.
Fine then, 330 million. Still enough to do stupid shit on a regular basis and send texts about it to each other.
Then stop being a man ho
Me too :(
Hey consider yourself lucky that a lady is willing to fuck you!!!